The females who don’t go through phones will definitely find out through dreams.

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Just got emotional imagining a worm emerging from its cocoon as a dragonfly and then got even more emotional remembering that’s not what they do.

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I don’t know which is worse, people stealing your jokes or people not stealing your jokes.

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I admire the audacity of beavers, they just move to a new area and say “screw the neighbors, imma put a lake here”.

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My friend says to me, “What rhymes with orange?” And I told him, “No, it doesn’t.”

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Thanksgiving should be called Feaster.

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Why did they call it long distance running and not fardio?

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Getting to know someone these days is impossible. No one is really single, everyone has something going on, is hung up on their ex or is otherwise damaged in some way.

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Men make it so easy to hate them.

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Apparently there is a bird fight club who holds their meetings outside my window at about 5am.

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I don’t want to alarm anyone, but there’s only 365 shopping days left until Christmas.