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I’m not into casual sex. Send me a résumé.

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2 months ago

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I’m starting to think the voice in my head doesn’t like me very much.

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5 months ago

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You hit a couple of curbs, take out a trash can and all of a sudden it’s “you can’t drive”.

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2 months ago

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Limbo is the only sport where being really bad at it means you’re raising the bar.

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2 months ago

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After careful consideration, I think I’d have way more fun if I was incredibly stupid.

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2 months ago

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Maybe everyone can just pee outside from now on so I never have to clean the toilets again.

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2 months ago

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28 shares on Facebook this month:

I found my first grey pubic hair today, but I didn’t freak out; unlike everyone else in the Zoom meeting.

17 shares on Discord this month:

It’s so hot to me when a man has a poorly run Instagram account.

74 shares on Reddit this month:

Turns out strange women lying in ponds distributing swords was a better basis for a system of government actually.

19 shares on Slack this month:

Fact: Snow in November happens because people decorate for Christmas prematurely. You know who you are. Stop it.

12 shares on YouTube this month:

America’s national anthem should be changed to Welcome to the Jungle.

48 shares on YouTube this month:

The audacity of someone being in the store aisle I want to go down.

64 shares on WhatsApp this month:

A service where you bring a working printer to my house, I print the one thing I need, and you leave again until next year.

88 shares on Snapchat this month:

Bag of salad is the boxed wine of vegetables.

94 shares on TikTok this month:

Showing your emotions to the wrong people is like bleeding next to a shark.

47 shares on Discord this month:

“Who does she think she is?” Well, it appears she is someone living her life unconcerned with who you think she is.

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Someone from 🇱🇻 has copied:

Life is short. Make sure you spend as much time as possible on the web arguing with strangers.

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All the world’s a stage, and I always forget my line.

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Me, whenever I can easily do some yoga pose, “This can’t be right.”

Someone from 🇨🇬 has shared:

Starting an OnlyFans, but it’s just videos of me trying to use chopsticks.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has downloaded:

I’m a Leo so I just eat the other astrological signs.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has shared:

Wow, another wooden ball. Would it kill avocado makers to put a different toy in there?

Someone from 🇫🇲 has copied:

My hair will never allow me to commit any crime; I leave my DNA everywhere.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has viewed:

All positions for annoying people in my life have been filled. Applicants need not apply, thank you.

Someone from 🇲🇱 has copied:

Every day, I’m gaslit into oblivion by beautiful women, and then I go to sleep.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has shared:

The real flex is becoming the woman he cannot run back to.

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Spotted on Slack:

If the earth is so flat, explain why cats haven’t pushed everything off it yet. You can’t.

Breaking via Telegram:

Never underestimate the healing power of a cheeseburger.

Just shared via Messenger:

If you’re not getting spoiled, then spoil yourself.

Going viral on Facebook:

Spent most of the day making sure the couch still works. So far so good.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

Not arguing with people anymore, I’m just gonna say “it makes sense that you would think that”.

Just shared via TikTok:

You ever got inside jokes with yourself, or is that schizophrenia?

Spreading quickly via Messenger:

How dare you? I’m literally the sweetest most rage filled person on earth.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

I’m not here to offend anyone; I’m here to offend everyone.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

Adulting’s a total scam. Bills, taxes, and a laundry pile that breeds in the dark, were not in the brochure!

Making waves on Facebook:

Making food: 1 hour. Eating food: 20 seconds. Washing dishes: never ending.

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The females who don’t go through phones will definitely find out through dreams.

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I’m not into casual sex. Send me a résumé.

I’m starting to think the voice in my head doesn’t like me very much.

You hit a couple of curbs, take out a trash can and all of a sudden it’s “you can’t drive”.

Limbo is the only sport where being really bad at it means you’re raising the bar.

After careful consideration, I think I’d have way more fun if I was incredibly stupid.

Maybe everyone can just pee outside from now on so I never have to clean the toilets again.

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