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The only way I’m gonna hit the gym is if I accidentally dri…

The only way I’m gonna hit the gym is if I accidentally dri…

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"Looks like my GPS has 'muscle memory' for the drive-thru! 🚗💥🏋️‍♂️🍔"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged accidentally, comedy, drive, fitness, gym, hit, humor, i, laziness, motivation, only, procrastination, workout on May 31, 2025 by slickboy.

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