The only way I’m gonna hit the gym is if I accidentally drive into it. Posted on2 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Looks like my GPS has 'muscle memory' for the drive-thru! 🚗💥🏋️♂️🍔" Related Funny Posts 🤝 I like running because it’s cheaper than paying for a gym membership. If the gym wants the money I owe them, they’ll have to catch me. I accidentally hit a parked car, so I left them a note that said “next time it will be you”. Might go to prison so I can focus on the gym properly. Went to the gym two days in a row. This is a fitness account now. My problem is, I wanna be the only one at the gym when I go.