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To bed then. To bed with you! Guards, take him to my bed!

To bed then. To bed with you! Guards, take him to my bed!

Commentary:
"Finally, a royal decree I can get behind… or rather, under the covers! 😂👑🛏️ #NobleNaps #RoyallyTuckedIn"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged bed, comedy, dialogue, guards, humor, humorous, humorous quote, irony, playful, sleep, take, wit on Nov 10, 2025 by slickboy.

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