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I probably never die because I don’t finish anything without a specific deadline.

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I’m going to a karaoke bar tomorrow, where I’ll sing every song in the style of Yoko Ono.

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How do you politely tell someone that they ruined your life?

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If you think my heart is cold, you should feel my feet.

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If you meet me and I’m talking to myself, just keep walking. I’m self-employed and I’m in a meeting with senior management.

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I’ve never met a garlic bread I didn’t get on with.

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“Girls just want to have fun!” No, I want one million dollars cash.

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Having teens is fun because they demand their independence but then turn right around and ask you for $20.

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Happy Earth Day. You don’t look a day over 4 billion years and get hotter every year.

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I can literally trace the moment my career died back to when my boss said he was in back-to-back meetings, and I said, “Isn’t face-to-face better?”