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Tiime isn’t on my side, it’s on my face, wrinkling my forehead.

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Children will see a neatly hanging dish towel and be like oh hell no.

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So you mean to tell me a stress ball isn’t for throwing at people who stress you out?

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Nobody at this train station knows that there’s a hole in my sock.

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Insurance is cool because even if you have it, it still kinda feels like you don’t.

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Today I started gardening. I planted myself in front of the TV and I sat there the entire day.

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You’re not entertaining, you are exittaining.