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If you see me looking zoned out, it’s because I’m having a therapy session with myself in my head.

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Why would anyone ever jump OUT of a cake?

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Vaping: When you feel like smoking but don’t want to look cool.

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If a girl sends you selfies and you don’t compliment her, she should be allowed to electrocute you.

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Is it just me, or were we promised a totally different frog-to-prince ratio?

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I’d change my name to laundry if it meant you’d think about doing me every day.

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Terrifying if taken literally—if these walls could talk.

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I thought my friends in their 60s were making love in the other room but they were just putting on their socks.

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I still can’t believe Aldi sells shopping carts for 25 cents. I’ve got 8 of them now and don’t really even have a use for them, it was just too good of a deal to pass up.

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To the person who stole my place in the queue. I’m after you now.