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I want to clarify that what I publish on social media does not define me as a person; I am worse.

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Imagine having a negative opinion of me, and I have no idea who you are.

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If the office is always a little cold, you might be working for the lizard people.

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2 months ago

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“Do not touch” must be one of the scariest things to read in braille.

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I hope this email blows your head smoove off.

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You have a bucket list, I have my head in a bucket, we are not the same.

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53 shares on Twitch this month:

I love being an adult and sitting absolutely still and suddenly I’ve hurt my neck somehow.

77 shares on Threads this month:

People shouldn’t be at the grocery store the same time as me. Get out of the way.

21 shares on YouTube this month:

The cool thing about being a procrastinator is, really bad ideas also don’t ever make it off the ground.

61 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I applied for a job and got it, and now I really have to go there. Crap!

50 shares on Pinterest this month:

Her heart is an abandoned garden filled with ghosts and dying flowers.

15 shares on Reddit this month:

Blackout curtains because I’ll decide what time it is.

45 shares on TikTok this month:

Even worse than a spider is a spider that just disappeared.

83 shares on TikTok this month:

I forgot to take my meds so I’m looking forward to joining the squirrels in the tree to talk politics.

41 shares on WeChat this month:

Everybody looks sexier when they are happy.

46 shares on X this month:

Ripped a tag off my leggings and did not realize it was load-bearing.

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I have a very active anti-social life.

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Have we checked all food to see if exploding it makes it into something better or did we just stop with corn?

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What if your dog one day just randomly said “Nobody is going to believe you” and never spoke again.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has shared:

Today I was in a taxi, and the taxi driver said, “I love my job. I am my own boss, nobody tells me what to do!” Then I said, “Turn left.”

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If your boyfriend insists he rolls everywhere because it’s ‘faster than walking’, you may be dating a gamer.

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Body by sandwich.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has copied:

“I’ve been fantasizing about going back to bed since I woke up this morning.”

Someone from 🇹🇱 has shared:

Just washed my windows and not a single bloke came out and said ‘You can do mine next!’ This used to be a real country.

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Clicking on a suspicious link at work just to feel something.

Someone from 🇦🇸 has downloaded:

Most people don’t listen at all, they just wait until they can continue talking.

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Spotted on Slack:

Did you ever stop to ask how Mercury feels about being in retrograde? No, because you only think about yourself.

Just landed via Slack:

Expiration date? More like spoiler alert.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

Anyone who thinks office jobs are harmless has never cut their finger on paper.

Seen just now on Facebook:

Only thing I hate more than a liar is a liar that thinks I’m stupid.

Seen just now on Facebook:

You wear a white shirt and all of a sudden everybody wants to go eat spaghetti.

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I haven’t broken a mirror lately, but my water broke and I’ve had seven years of kids crawling into my bed.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

Ever since I was a little girl, I knew I wanted to annoy the shit out of a beautiful man for the rest of my life.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

Senility is the pits. Spent an hour driving around the mall parking lot looking for my car.

Trending via Pinterest:

Don’t scare me, I fart easily.

Just shared via YouTube:

I wonder how much this “Never mind, it’s only 10 bucks” has already cost me?

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I want to clarify that what I publish on social media does not define me as a person; I am worse.

Imagine having a negative opinion of me, and I have no idea who you are.

If the office is always a little cold, you might be working for the lizard people.

“Do not touch” must be one of the scariest things to read in braille.

I hope this email blows your head smoove off.

You have a bucket list, I have my head in a bucket, we are not the same.

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