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The most expensive clothing you’ll ever wear is a hospital gown.

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My mom asked me where I’m taking her to eat on Mother’s Day. I told her we have food at home.

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No more relationships for me, the last one was an embarrassment to my gangsta.

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Hello, hi. Don’t invite me anywhere until next year. The money is finished. Regards.

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Why are moths always out at night when they like light so much? Wait til y’all find out about the sun.

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Why are these idiots only giving robots two arms?

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82 shares on Telegram this month:

I’m not a 10. I’m more like two 5s held together by cheese and chocolate.

93 shares on Messenger this month:

If you pass out in front of your kids they will either try to call an ambulance or use you as a trampoline. You just don’t know.

67 shares on Discord this month:

Getting to know someone these days is impossible. No one is really single, everyone has something going on, is hung up on their ex or is otherwise damaged in some way.

69 shares on WeChat this month:

I named my dog “5 Miles,” so I can tell people I walk 5 miles every day.

65 shares on Messenger this month:

Robots eating a bowl of cereal that’s actually a bunch of nuts and bolts, you don’t see that as much anymore.

46 shares on YouTube this month:

Why’s it always “NYC smells like pee” and never “my pee smells like the greatest city in the world”?

99 shares on X this month:

Getting a nose ring, so I don’t lose my keys.

11 shares on Discord this month:

Desperately searching the dating app settings for an option to turn down the difficulty level.

84 shares on YouTube this month:

A diamond is forever, and so is my teen’s grudge against me for some random stuff every other day.

93 shares on Twitch this month:

You know those couples who share their food? I mean, what kind of people are they? Aren’t they hungry?

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Someone from 🇪🇬 has shared:

I don’t have red flags, I have fun facts.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has copied:

If my neighbors would just talk a little louder I could follow along with their conversation, but no. Rude.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has viewed:

I’m not falling for it again. These missions have been successful 8 times already.

Someone from 🇻🇺 has downloaded:

I have an emotional support chicken roasting in the oven.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has shared:

College core: you sit in the class for attendance, then go home and teach yourself.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has shared:

“Can you explain the gap in your resume?” I went missing in a national park.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has shared:

I remember owning a mobile device as a kid, it was called my bike.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has copied:

Every morning I regret why I didn’t sleep earlier the night before.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has shared:

Do men know they don’t have to date if they’re not over their ex?

Someone from 🇷🇴 has downloaded:

Google Maps should start screaming the more wrong turns you make.

Social Media Log 💫

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

Jobs are so clingy. Why do you need to see me 40 hours a week?

Just landed via LinkedIn:

Halloween is cool, but nothing is spookier than my previous choices in men.

Broadcasted on X:

The day your kids stop waking up early on the weekend is the same day your body stops letting you sleep in.

Seen just now on Instagram:

My superpower? I can look you right in the eyes while you’re talking and not hear a single word you said.

Going viral on Facebook:

Why is sugar SO addictive, and broccoli is just like, “I’ll be here when you need me”

Going viral on Slack:

It’s not even a crush. it’s just unsupervised hope.

Live now on Instagram:

Mood to play music louder than my thoughts.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

Never in my life have I heard my dad sneeze at an acceptable volume.

Spotted on Discord:

I regret to inform you that we must all once again figure out what to make for dinner tonight.

Just shared via Twitch:

If you hide the Easter eggs while you’re drunk, nobody knows where they are.

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The most expensive clothing you’ll ever wear is a hospital gown.

My mom asked me where I’m taking her to eat on Mother’s Day. I told her we have food at home.

No more relationships for me, the last one was an embarrassment to my gangsta.

Hello, hi. Don’t invite me anywhere until next year. The money is finished. Regards.

Why are moths always out at night when they like light so much? Wait til y’all find out about the sun.

Why are these idiots only giving robots two arms?

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