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Plants are like “I’ll have a light lunch.”

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Growing up, I didn’t think the expensive addiction that would ruin me would be Heinz ketchup, but here we are.

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I wonder if my bank account thinks about me and has panic attacks.

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“I’ll worry about it next time.” Me pissing off future me.

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You either get a kid who eats like a bottomless pit, or you get one that when asked what they want for lunch answers “No thanks, I had lunch yesterday.”

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It’s getting very expensive to be alive.

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I need a vaccine against overthinking.

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My ducks may not be in a row, but at least they’re having fun. Your ducks probably hate you for making them line up like that.

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I can’t believe she picked her husband, her boyfriend and her other boyfriend over me.

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The most incredible thing about James Bond is the way he can walk into any hotel room and immediately know how to use the shower.