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Shout out to everyone who cooks at 180°C for 20 minutes, no matter what the instructions say.

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Alexa, turn off the planet.

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McDonald’s will “anything else” you to death. Can you wait a McMinute?

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Does everyone in the world want to come to my house tomorrow?

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I’ve finally found a book that speaks to me. I believe it’s called an “audiobook”.

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I’m pretty sure by now that we’re some kind of satire channel on some other planet.

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I am awake. Please respect my privacy during this difficult time.

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“You like talking to yourself?” God forbid I seek advice from an expert.

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It’s so cool when people who write for a living admit that they don’t read books or have thoughts.

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You ever see a woman so beautiful it makes you momentarily mentally ill?