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I only see psychics so that I can keep arguing with dead relatives.

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Do you mind if I become the object of your desire? No worries if not.

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I tried yoga once. I pulled a hamstring and my dignity.

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Waiting until 4:59 p.m. on Fridays to send an email, because any response is Monday’s problem.

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When I find it, I don’t need it. When I need it, I can’t find it.

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Sometimes I’ll drink a ginger ale and eat a Biscoff cookie and sit up in kind of an unnatural position and pretend I’m on a Delta flight.

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Got thrown out of the grocery store for holding a rotisserie chicken up like Simba again.