Why do fruit flies be everywhere but at the supermarket? Ain’t that like their Golden Corral? Posted on2 months ago2 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Guess they prefer fine dining to all-you-can-eat! 🍎🍇🪰 Related Funny Quotes 🤝 She said she liked animals but apparently all the fruit flies around my apartment was a “turn off” As long as you’re still fishing fruit flies out of your drink, you’re not drunk. All the fruit flies are well-behaved near the garbage, only one is constantly nagging somewhere else because it thinks it has to discover new lands. Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad. Capri Sun tastes as if scientists had bet that they could make fruit juice without fruit.