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A dinosaur as a pet would solve so many problems. Mainly, people problems.

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At the age where a big break could mean either my career or a hip.

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I believe that emails are trying to tell us something.

I love sleeping so much that it is the first thing I think about when I wake up.

I hope this email finds you in a well.

When there’s food around, our cat is like an adorable, fluffy shark circling round.

I’m pretty sure by now that we’re some kind of satire channel on some other planet.

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A friend of mine decided to cut all the toxic people out of his life, or so I was informed.

Me and my best friend saying, “Hey, who are we to judge,” after spending 6 hours gossiping.

People who think naps are a waste of time obviously don’t understand how naps work.

Girls with long hair will literally leave little traces of themselves wherever they go, like feathers falling from an angel’s wings.

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By the time I meet the right person, I’ll probably be the wrong person.

Many men also have a walk-in closet. For them, it’s just called a floor.

It sucks when you realize it’s only Thursday, until you realize it’s only Wednesday.

I’m sorry, but when you call me ‘batshit crazy’ it’s almost starting to sound like you think it’s a bad thing!

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Why is it called “free time” when I use it to spend all my money?

Golf is a great way to learn all of the new curse words your subconscious has been cooking up in the lab.

Before sleeping, most people will imagine stuff they want to happen. Like sleeping.

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Laundry day is my favorite day of the week. That’s why I dress for it every day.

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