Why does it take 5-7 days to refund me when it took 5-7 seconds to take it out?

Commentary:
Ah, the timeless mystery of the refund process – proving once again that time is relative in the realm of banking! 🔄⏳ Maybe they're practicing the art of delaying gratification… or just really good at suspenseful cliffhangers! 😉 #TheBankingChronicles