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Why does it take 5-7 days to refund me when it took 5-7 seconds to take it out?

Why does it take 5-7 days to refund me when it took 5-7 seconds to take it out?

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Ah, the timeless mystery of the refund process – proving once again that time is relative in the realm of banking! ๐Ÿ”„โณ Maybe they're practicing the art of delaying gratification… or just really good at suspenseful cliffhangers! ๐Ÿ˜‰ #TheBankingChronicles



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