Yeah, the planet is dying. The government hates us. The animals are leaving. The aliens aren’t contacting us. We might be alone. It just might be you and me. Commentary:Looks like it's just you, me, and endless reruns of "Earth's Got Problems." 🌍🍿😂 Related Funny Posts 🤝 Please leave me alone. I’m just a 3,000-year-old time-traveling alien who is trying to return to his home planet. There is certainly no life on other planets. Otherwise our government would have sent money there long ago. ‘You’re going to die alone!’ Okay, when did dying become a group project? I would definitely deny being from here if the aliens pulled up and asked. Not claiming this embarrassing planet in front of intergalactic travelers, are you dumb? On my phone, you’ll never see contacts saved as ‘babe’ or ‘love.’ I save full names—first and last—like a government office.