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Yeah, the planet is dying. The government hates us. The animals are leaving. The aliens aren’t contacting us. We might be alone. It just might be you and me.

Yeah, the planet is dying. The government hates us. The animals are leaving. The aliens aren’t contacting us. We might be alone. It just might be you and me.

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Looks like it's just you, me, and endless reruns of "Earth's Got Problems." 🌍🍿😂

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged alien, aliens, alone, animal, animals, dying, existential, government, humor, just, leaving, loneliness, me, planet, relationship, us on Aug 11, 2025 by slickboy.

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