Yeah, the planet is dying. The government hates us. The animals are leaving. The aliens aren’t contacting us. We might be alone. It just might be you and me.

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Do you also watch porn until the end to see if they end up getting married?

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I can’t decide if people who wear pajamas in public have given up on life, or they are living it to the fullest.

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Sleep well, middle finger—you’ve got a big day ahead of you tomorrow.

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For a girl that loves sleep and hates stress, my career choice is questionable.

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We got our carpet cleaned today, so I’m just waiting for the dog to throw up.

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I wear black because it’s slimming. Exercise is also slimming, but like I said, I wear black.

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When someone dies people say “he’s going to meet his Maker”. No he’s not. God doesn’t mingle with the staff.