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Me: “I should treat myself to something.” My bank account: “Dream on.”

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Panda bears are proof that it’s okay to be kind of an idiot as long as you’re super adorable.

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Girl math is ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife.

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I don’t care for the term drug mule, why can’t it be a drug unicorn.

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I’m the type of idiot to be loyal during the talking stage.