You ever got inside jokes with yourself, or is that schizophrenia?

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Men can stay up til 2 a.m., wake up at 6, be in debt, broke, alone, and still have faith that one day, everything will work out. It’s called being a man.

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Actually, you’re having a conversation with yourself. I’m just here so you don’t appear totally insane.

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We used to burn CDs like we were running an underground record label.

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The billionaires have decided that the people with nothing have too much.

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Through repetition and sheer will I’ve mastered gracefully falling on my head.

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Old age is like a glorious, extended long weekend, but you always know Monday’s coming.

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It’s interesting growing up and discovering that most adults are not that clever. I had my suspicions as a kid but I didn’t think the situation was this dire.