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They say there’s no such thing as a stupid question, but then they’ll go and wake you up to ask if you’re asleep.

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Ever since I turned 20, someone is always in Japan or Italy. Is it like this forever?

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Unfortunately, I am not nonchalant, I will set myself on fire.

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Any time I have ever uttered the phrase “no worries” I have been lying. There are many worries.

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Naming my first daughter Piggleigh Wiggleigh.

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Roses are red, my name is not Dave, this makes no sense, microwave.

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Men used to smoke Marlboros. Now they cry when they lose their strawberry cheesecake vape.

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Sleep is a beautiful thing. You don’t miss anyone, you can’t do anything wrong and you simply feel nothing.

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I have a yearning disability.

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A two-step guide to warning someone not to hit their head: 1. Wait until they’ve hit their head. 2. Say “Ooh, mind your head!”