A little mystery is the sweetest seduction. Posted on4 months ago4 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Looks like my life is the ultimate seduction, considering even I can’t figure out what’s going on! 🤔🔍✨ Related Funny Posts 🤝 How dare you? I’m literally the sweetest most rage filled person on earth. Watching Unsolved Mysteries and getting mad when they don’t solve the mystery at the end. I wrote a book. It’s a murder mystery. You’re in it but only for the first couple of chapters. As long as you don’t ever give them your real name, they can’t accuse you of not keeping the mystery alive in your relationship. Going to the bathroom at night with my flashlight on and a dog next to me feels like I’m gonna solve a mystery.