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Flat earth is too mainstream, hollow earth is where it’s at.

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To bed then. To bed with you! Guards, take him to my bed!

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When I write “I hope this email finds you well” I’m referring to the email’s skills in tracking you down.

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It’s a shame that the know-it-alls know everything better but don’t do anything better.

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If you’re lost in the woods, start talking loudly about politics. Someone will come to argue with you.

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Listen to your body? The body that craves a lethal amount of Kinder Bueno?

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You’d think someone in the room would’ve spoken up like “hey guys, maybe it’s a bad idea to make one ring to rule them all”.

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In medieval Europe, it was pretty easy to amass vast armies eager to go into battle and have their heads chopped off because no one wanted to be alive in medieval Europe.

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Have you ever noticed that when you step on someone’s foot, they open their mouth? It’s like a folding trash can.

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A foghorn but for people who can’t see through their own bullshit.