A swear jar for Twitter would end world hunger.

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Adding “scroll for two hours” to my To-Do list, so I won’t do it.

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You ever see a woman so beautiful it makes you momentarily mentally ill?

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I’m not accepting the bare minimum; I need you to shake it to the max.

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You relax for 15 minutes after work, and next thing you know, it’s 10 p.m.

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When two people argue online I believe whoever spells correctly.

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You can generate images with your mind whenever you want. You don’t even need AI.

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The person who invented bowling: “Oh, and we’ll make them wear different shoes for no reason. Clown shoes.”