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  • The first time you forgive out of love. The second time out of hope and the third time out of stupidity.
  • Do you scroll through Netflix to find a good show for your dog to watch when you leave the house or are you normal?
  • I am not in a good place, geographically.
  • Hilarious when peoples outgoing voicemail message says they “can’t make it to the phone right now.” You carry the phone with you. It’s the only constant in your life.
  • Capri Sun tastes as if scientists had bet that they could make fruit juice without fruit.
  • A toddler in their “why” phase makes you realize how little you know.