Absolutely no reason for a single guy to be in a sunflower f…

Absolutely no reason for a single guy to be in a sunflower field. Get out of there, pervert!

Commentary:
🌻 “Looks like someone took ‘stop and smell the flowers’ a bit too literally! Sunflowers may be bright and beautiful, but they’re not a replacement for a date, buddy. The only thing you should be picking in that field is pollen, not phone numbers! 😂 #SunflowerStalker” 🌻

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