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Absolutely no reason for a single guy to be in a sunflower field. Get out of there, pervert!

Absolutely no reason for a single guy to be in a sunflower field. Get out of there, pervert!

Commentary:
🌻 "Looks like someone took 'stop and smell the flowers' a bit too literally! Sunflowers may be bright and beautiful, but they're not a replacement for a date, buddy. The only thing you should be picking in that field is pollen, not phone numbers! 😂 #SunflowerStalker" 🌻

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged absolutely, awkward, awkward moment, field, guy, humor, moment, pervert, reason, single, single guy, situation, sunflower, sunflower field, unusual, unusual situation on Nov 9, 2025 by slickboy.

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