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This family has a lot of nerve wearing all these clothes after I just did laundry.

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Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

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Having children is like living in a frat house – nobody sleeps, everything’s broken, and there’s a lot of throwing up.

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My husband accidentally locked himself out of the house, and I didn’t hear him knocking until I finished eating the rest of his cheesecake. So weird.

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Don’t let the British accent fool you. I’m not saying anything smart.

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When I get bored on a Zoom meeting, I put a cursor under the speaker’s nose to make it look like they have a booger.

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59 shares on YouTube this month:

Fitness influencer: It’s important to listen to your body. Body: You’re old. And you want lasagna.

27 shares on WhatsApp this month:

People who can fall asleep quickly freak me out… I mean, don’t they have thoughts?

72 shares on YouTube this month:

All our dogs think we quit our jobs to spend more time with them. All our cats think we got fired for being lazy.

20 shares on Twitch this month:

Babies sighing is so funny to me. My dear, the time to sigh has not come.

45 shares on Slack this month:

People be like, “I’m a work in progress” and never make any progress.

79 shares on WeChat this month:

You can’t get a good night’s sleep anymore because of woke.

96 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Is it still murder if they said, “Some other time,” but I thought they said smother time?

81 shares on Twitch this month:

It’s Sunday. I’ve slept in and ignored church. Somewhere the devil is sitting and clicking on “Like”.

89 shares on Snapchat this month:

Can I come over and circle you like a vulture?

74 shares on Messenger this month:

I just cleaned the house top to bottom, so now I’m gonna need everybody to stop living here.

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Someone from 🇰🇲 has bookmarked:

I really love playing chess with elderly people in the park, but it’s just really hard to find thirty-two of them willing to do it.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has viewed:

Caveman bartender: “This one’s on the cave.”

Someone from 🇳🇬 has downloaded:

Whenever I’m not eating a breakfast sandwich I wish I was eating a breakfast sandwich.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has bookmarked:

Male barista called me “my love” yesterday and didn’t say it today… getting mixed signals and feeling really upset.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has viewed:

Steve Jobs was a vibe coder. He just prompted Steve Wozniak.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has viewed:

I’m trying to shower you with affection. It doesn’t matter how I got into your bathroom.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has shared:

Men make it so easy to hate them.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has bookmarked:

Handle every stressful situation like a dog. If you can’t eat or play with it, just pee on it and walk away.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has copied:

Drinking a beer alone with terrible posture.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has shared:

Explain it to me like I’m five then do it for me like I’m one hundred.

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Just shared via Twitch:

Adulting is realizing you can’t skip work like you skipped class.

Just shared via Slack:

My favorite hobby is withering away.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

The trouble with living alone is that it’s always my turn to do the dishes.

Just landed via Twitch:

Almonds are a scam. They are wood. You are eating wood.

Spreading quickly via Threads:

What a bleak life it must be if you’ve never had a drink shoot through your nose when you laugh.

Just landed via Twitch:

The only reason I insist on returning to the office is because my cat needs a break from me staring at him all day.

Spotted on X:

Basically a lot of my problems boil down to me being really bad at waking up, and also really bad at going to sleep.

Seen just now on Instagram:

Ctrl Alt delete my fat.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

I told ChatGPT about us.

Spotted on Messenger:

The 70s, 80s, and 90s were the best decades – so many memories, no evidence.

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Agriculture can’t possibly be a dying industry. Bot farms are booming.

Related Funny Quotes 🤝

This family has a lot of nerve wearing all these clothes after I just did laundry.

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

Having children is like living in a frat house – nobody sleeps, everything’s broken, and there’s a lot of throwing up.

My husband accidentally locked himself out of the house, and I didn’t hear him knocking until I finished eating the rest of his cheesecake. So weird.

Don’t let the British accent fool you. I’m not saying anything smart.

When I get bored on a Zoom meeting, I put a cursor under the speaker’s nose to make it look like they have a booger.

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