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I drink all this water and for what. Just to pee? This planet is a prison.

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When you tickle a man to death by accident, it is manslaughter.

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The only thing that could heal me is a memory loss.

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If we all club together we could raise enough money to buy Monday and have it destroyed.

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Stop bothering me, or I will inform you of a behavioral pattern that is noticeable to other people, but I can tell you are not yet aware of.

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I’m so thankful I live on the planet that has pizza.

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If you go by “Toni,” I always think your full name is Rigatoni.

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Forget all this adulting stuff, let’s bring back Saturday morning cartoons.

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A lot of childhood characters weren’t so much beloved as there wasn’t anything else on the TV.

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Agriculture can’t possibly be a dying industry. Bot farms are booming.

Maybe if we sit extremely still, Monday won’t be able to see us.

Home Depot should allow men over 40 to have birthday parties in their stores.

My kids didn’t follow me into the bathroom so now I’m scared to leave and find out what they got into instead.

First date idea: we search for each other’s criminal history together.

Why is adulthood just bills and wondering what to eat?

The sexiest thing a man can do is have a problem-solving mentality.

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The difference between a Lamborghini and a dead body is that I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Her idea of a romantic setting is one that has a diamond in it.

Plot Twist: Your taxes cheated on you.

Everyone thinks they’re brave right up until a goose starts chasing them.

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Probably the most depressed I’ve ever been in my life, except for a bunch of other times.

More candlelight, less gaslight, babe.

No, don’t worry about him, babe. That’s just my soulmate.

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Deodorant? No, I never need to buy any. People just give it to me. Complete strangers sometimes.

Asking the waiter for her phone number and then texting her “can I have more coffee?” two minutes later.

Cursing after hitting oneself can reduce the pain by up to 50%.

I should’ve been an air conditioner because all I do is vent.

Maybe the grass is greener over there because you’re not over there messing it up.

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I am writing a book about reverse psychology. Please don’t buy it.

I have no desire to work now. I had five days off in a row where I dined at a feast and was entertained at a cinema. I have flown too high to return to a laptop.

Nobody sighs louder than an unemployed, debt-free dog who spends at least 16 hours a day sleeping.

Walking around the art museum and verbally saying, “Banger,” after inspecting a painting.

I laugh at my own jokes because I am my target audience. Y’all just happen to be there.

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