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HR: “Please complete our anonymous survey.” My boss then later: “Don’t forget the survey, HR said you are the last one from our team.”

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I want time to sit and read, take a nap and snack. Basically, I want to be in Kindergarten.

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My optimism doesn’t come out of thin air. A flask is involved.

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If she says “so just what exactly is THAT supposed to mean”, you’re gonna have a bad time.

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Sorry, I’m late. I took a walk around the world to ease my troubled mind.

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Perhaps the most universal American experience is your mom being like, “Wasn’t he such a good dentist? He’s in prison now.”

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Studies show that 100% of all parents think alcohol tastes much better after spending the day with children.

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Of course I wrote a grocery list. I carefully wrote it all down and then didn’t bring it with me, like my mother and her mother before her.

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What do you mean a baguette isn’t a female bag?

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No crypto for me, thanks, at least not until I figure out how dollars work.