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Someone from 🇴🇲 has downloaded:

How do I even know this guy is my “boss”? I’ve just been taking his word for it.

Someone from 🇲🇻 has copied:

If you think I’m funny, you should hear the voices in my head.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has bookmarked:

I love canceling plans. I didn’t want to go in the first place. I just wanted to be invited.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has copied:

If it hurts you more than it hurts them, you are holding the taser wrong.

Someone from 🇦🇷 has copied:

My boyfriend moved in with me straight from Hotel Mama. In a way, I’m now a single parent.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has viewed:

Please don’t be mean to me, because I can be meaner and I hate being mean.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has shared:

He was only called Mr. Pepper until he published his groundbreaking research on fizzics.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has bookmarked:

Do you ever think back about all the crazy stuff you did when you were younger, and wonder how you’re still alive?

Someone from 🇲🇱 has downloaded:

Petition to bring back payphones in public places. I don’t want to give my kid a phone, I want to give him a quarter.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has shared:

This whole “having a job” thing is really getting in the way of me having my best life.

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Making waves on Snapchat:

Going on dates is hard because do I like them or do I just have sooo much fun being me.

Shared recently on Messenger:

I need a Netflix show called: “Background noise while you scroll on your phone.”

Shared recently on Snapchat:

Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.

Just landed via Telegram:

Money talks, and also waves goodbye.

Spotted on Discord:

Today, I’m wearing pink to raise awareness for people like me who forget to separate their red laundry from their whites.

Spotted on WeChat:

“Do what you love and you’ll never work a day in your life.” Yeah, because I won’t be leaving my bed.

Going bananas on TikTok:

Whoever is writing my Rom-Com, can you maybe, I don’t know, START IT?

Going viral on Facebook:

The introverted urge to spend a week alone at home after many holidays and family gatherings.

Just landed via Messenger:

I think I’ll just let my jazz hands speak for themselves.

Just shared via Telegram:

Is there a bravery award I can nominate my son for as he managed to eat his toast despite the fact I cut it wrong.

Applying lip balm when you know someone’s watching you is a power move.

Playful quote about confidently applying lip balm with an audience, emphasizing witty self-assurance.
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Most men don’t actually want to do things; they just want to talk about doing them.

57 shares on Facebook this month:

Due to personal reasons, I’ll be getting stronger every day.

71 shares on X this month:

My body is a “wonder what happened” land.

51 shares on Reddit this month:

Sorry for being late, I was enjoying my last few minutes of not being here.

70 shares on Reddit this month:

Chasing after a ping pong ball is wildly dehumanizing.

19 shares on Slack this month:

Welcome to your 40s: your chin looks lonely, here’s another one.

86 shares on Telegram this month:

Told someone I’m as “single as a pringle and as neato as a dorito” and they blocked me immediately.

55 shares on Threads this month:

Accordion to current studies, 90% of you did not realize that this sentence started with a musical instrument.

21 shares on Twitch this month:

At the art museum walking slower and observing more than anyone else.

33 shares on Facebook this month:

The ideal girlfriend breaks your heart, so you go on to do great things.

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The best part of the relationship is before you meet them, and you’re single.

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Not to sound like a potted plant, but sunlight and fresh air really make a difference.

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Lou Read is the name of my favorite musician and also the book I keep in the toilet.

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Some Uber rides in NYC are the same price as a JetBlue flight to Miami.

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People don’t get slapped enough with empty gloves these days.

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I think my dad just eradicated a small village with his sneeze.

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So many true crime podcasts are just like “a young woman went missing, the police took a week to respond, she was last seen with a man the community call Creepy Steve, he has never been questioned”

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One day you’re young and fun and the next you’re searching “Thanksgiving recipes that won’t cause heartburn.”

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First you’re cringe, then you’re the blueprint.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇸🇱 has copied:

If you comment to say “No comment,” you have, in fact, commented.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has copied:

They should invent a day where it all works out.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has bookmarked:

I’m at the age where drinking a cup of coffee now makes me feel like Popeye scarfing down a can of spinach.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has copied:

Everybody is fighting a battle that you don’t know about, because of the first rule of Fight Club.

Someone from 🇲🇿 has downloaded:

I made a graph showing my past relationships. It has an ex axis and a why axis.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has shared:

It really is Monday every 15 minutes.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has viewed:

Guy who normally applauds when the plane lands right before the pilot crashes it: “Boo!”

Someone from 🇲🇭 has copied:

“You’re overthinking this!” Bro, I have anxiety. I have no other type of thinking available.

Someone from 🇩🇰 has shared:

Perfume and jewelry are two things you can never go wrong with gifting me.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has downloaded:

Cheating on a partner should affect your credit score.

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on Twitch:

Sleeping is my drug, my bed is my dealer and my alarm is the police.

Shared recently on TikTok:

The era where you dropped your phone and your battery flew out was just crazy.

Seen just now on Slack:

My therapist should also do my nails while we’re talking.

Spotted on Slack:

Sure sex is cool, but have you ever farted away a stomachache?

Going viral on Messenger:

I’m not super into getting older but I do like how nobody asks me to help them move anymore.

Spotted on Instagram:

The adult version of “head, shoulders, knees and toes” is “wallet, glasses, keys and phone.”

Just landed via Telegram:

I don’t simply want to kill a mosquito; I want to bite them back over and over to make them itch.

Making waves on YouTube:

How do I gracefully leave this party early but also take the queso dip with me?

Making waves on YouTube:

Welcome to parenting! The only hobbies you have left are the ones you can do in the bathroom.

Trending via Facebook:

Matcha. Dubai chocolate. Jealousy. Green is back in a big way, and likely due to deforestation.

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