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I finally understand why bread always vanishes mysteriously from my kitchen! 🍞👻
Author Archives: slickboy
People will say “sounds good” at work when things don’t sound good at all.
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"Ah yes, the classic 'sounds good' — the universal office code for 'I'll silently panic later!' 😅🤯📞"
Life is like a game of chess. I don’t enjoy it very much.
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Looks like I accidentally put my queen in the refrigerator again ♟️🧀😂
This email could’ve been sex.
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Guess we need a new category: NSFW (Not Suitable For Waiting 🤪📧💌)
January: the Monday of months.
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I'm convinced January has 74 days. Is it over yet? 😅🗓️
Is there a word for FOMO but it’s already happened and you didn’t know about it when it was happening?
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Sounds like a case of retro-FOMO: the fear of missing out on realizing you missed out! 🤔😂📅
Some of you have overdosed so hard on the propaganda, there’s nothing reality Narcan can do for you.
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Looks like we need a new 12-step program for worldviews! 🧠🚑 #PropagandaProblems
Dating to marry in a world filled with cheaters, situationships, and hook-up culture.
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Trying to find a soulmate in the world of situationships feels like shopping for a wedding dress at a yard sale! 😂👗💍
I’ve had enough. I’m ready to spend an eternity in the arms of my lover.
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Eternity sounds like a long time; hope your lover brought snacks! 😄🛋️🍿
Losing weight is basically all about being cold 90% of the time.
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Trying to lose weight or just testing if my house can double as a fridge? 🥶🤔 #ForeverChilly