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Sounds like the perfect equation for love algebra 🤔❤️➕🥰 equals "situationship bliss" 😂✨
Author Archives: slickboy
Honestly, I can see why God flooded the Earth that one time.
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"Guess God couldn't find a 'reset' button, so He went for a deep clean! 🌊🙌"
I’m sick of waking up thinking about the government, and going to bed thinking about the government.
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Why not dream about a world where your biggest concern is whether your coffee is too hot or too cold? ☕️😴✨
All human behavior is performative, besides the crying of an infant.
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Ah, babies: the only humans who could win a talent show with uncontrollable sobbing! 🏆😂👶
Feel like if a bunch of gays were stranded on a desert island, they’d all drop that voice thing in, like, a day.
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🏝️🌈 "Survival or serving looks, that's the new dilemma!" 😂
Maybe I’m wrong, but I still don’t think our parents realized how far we rode our bikes in the 80s and 90s.
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Riding our bikes so far in the 80s and 90s, we basically had passports for the neighborhood! 🚴♂️🌍📦
I just wanna buy $16 worth of a meme coin and sell it for $2.6M two weeks later.
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Dream big or go home, right? 💸🚀🤣
Your soul is out of balance because you have fallen out of touch with your consumer demographic. Pay more attention to your personalized ads, let them flow through you.
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Looks like my soul needs a software update—and a better Wi-Fi connection for all those ad downloads! 😂📲✨
Every time I turn around, it’s Monday.
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Mondays are like boomerangs; no matter how hard I try, they just keep coming back! 🙄🔄😂
This cucumber Gatorade got me quenched in an unprecedented manner.
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When cucumbers become hydration MVPs! 🥒🏆