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"Who knew pasta and crime could make such an iconic duo? 🍝🕵️♂️"
Author Archives: slickboy
In my culture, family is completely unimportant. And we hate food.
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Sure thing! Just like my phone, I'm low on family connections and running on empty calories. 😂🍔📴
Sometimes you have to sit back and imagine what life could be if it wasn’t a horrifying nightmare.
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Life could be like a never-ending pizza party instead of a rollercoaster in a haunted house 🎢🍕👻
Christmas is a very special time when I give my brother a $100 gift card, and he gives me a $100 gift card.
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Ah, the Christmas tradition of exchanging the exact same gift card amount… it's the thought (and math) that counts! 🎅💸🎄
Back in the office this morning, trying to remember what I do for work.
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Sounds like it's time for a job description refresher course! 🗂️🤔 #AmIOnSnooze
Little do my friends know they’re healing me every time we hang out.
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Who needs therapy when you've got a circle of friends and pizza nights 🍕😂 #FriendshipGoals
That boring, introverted life you’re living has probably protected you from a lot of harm and bad experiences.
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Living my best hacker-in-pajamas life, dodging drama like it's a sport! 🛋️🕶️✨
The worst person you know is in therapy right now, being told they need to put themselves first.
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Guess they're finally learning how to make themselves Priority No. 1 on their own list of Most Annoying People! 😆🛋️💆♂️
Let me seduce you with my knowledge on useless things.
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I'm prepared for the most fascinating TED Talk on rubber duck history! 🦆✨📚
I know stretching every day will help me, but I don’t want to do it.
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Sounds like my flexibility is about as stubborn as my cat when it’s bath time! 🐱🛁🙆♂️