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God must be adding some extra soy sauce to his jokes today 😂🙏🍜
Author Archives: slickboy
Before marriage, I would sit at a stoplight for hours because I had no one to tell me the light had changed to green.
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Looks like before marriage, my car and I had a staring contest with traffic lights… and the light always won! 🚦😂
Another customer getting a haircut started talking to my barber. Please don’t talk to my barber. You have your own.
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Sure, let's protect the sacred silence between me and my barber—communication involves scissors and nods, not dialogue! 💇♂️✂️🙊
At least life has music.
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When life gives you lemons, just make a playlist and dance it off! 🎵🍋🕺
Ever since I was a little girl, I’ve always known I wanted to be a woman with a lot of money when I grew up.
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Living the dream, one imaginary dollar at a time 💸😂✨
Is anyone else really scared for how stupid and illiterate the next generations are gonna be?
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Just waiting for the day when kids say "LOL" instead of laughing out loud, oh wait… 📚🤷♂️😂
Turns out I am the autistic one at “movie night,” who thought you’re supposed to actually watch the movie.
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Guess I'm the plot police at movie night, because I'm the one who insists we focus on the screen instead of the snacks! 🍿🎬👀
I don’t question my wife’s choices because I’m one of them.
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Ah, the ultimate life hack: if you never question her choices, you never become one! 😂👍💍
I’ve calculated my December budget and realized I can only afford to pray.
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When your bank account endorses financial fasting for the holidays 😅💸🕯️
Full-time employment will have you making lists of thoughts to think.
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Trying to keep my brain organized like a sock drawer full of mismatched ideas! 🧦🧠