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Time to channel my inner British aristocrat 🫖👑 Fancy a cuppa while I flaunt my kettle-on skills? ☕😄
Author Archives: slickboy
Yes, we absolutely can push our meeting to sometime after the new year, or mid-March, or the year after next, or never.
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Looks like we've scheduled the meeting for the 12th of Never-uary! 📅😂
I am deeply overwhelmed and yet incredibly bored at the same time.
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When life gives you lemons, it also gives you a 3-hour PowerPoint presentation about lemons. 🍋😵💫😴
Having a crush on someone as an adult feels like a humiliation ritual.
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Falling for someone as an adult really is just nature's way of reminding us we never outgrew the awkward teenage phase 🤦♀️❤️
My future husband and I will be stay-at-home parents, and the kids will go to work.
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Goals so big the kids gotta clock in early! 😂🏡👶💼
After hearing that I have too many books and too many bookshelves, I’ve decided to cut back on the amount of people I listen to.
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If my bookshelves could talk, they'd say I'm shelf-centered and proud! 📚🤣🔇
Forget cheating, that’s young people’s shit. I’m ready to get married and have an affair.
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Sounds like an advanced relationship skills class! 😂💍❤️🔥
It’s our first time on Earth, so why are you a life coach?
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Trying to get life advice from someone who's just as lost as the rest of us is like getting GPS directions from a raccoon! 🦝🗺️
I’m old enough to remember when FIFA was about kicking balls, not sucking them.
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When you realize even FIFA has better plot twists than a soap opera 😂⚽🔄
The 69 obsession turning into 67 is a recession indicator.
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Looks like the economy isn't the only thing feeling a little… flat 📉😅