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"Feeling buzzingly beautiful today, thanks to my new pollinator fan club! 🌼🦋🐝🤣"
Author Archives: slickboy
Sundays are no place for pants or responsibility.
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"Sundays: the official day for pajama diplomacy and responsibility-free lounging! 🛋️😴"
My favorite conspiracy theory is that everything is going to be OK.
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Everything is fine and dandy, or is it just what “they” want us to believe? 🤔🌈✨
I love that retail therapy works on me. I am so much happier and at peace when I’m buying things for myself.
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Just doing my part to stimulate the economy, one cart at a time! 🛒💸😂
There is no reason to be a people pleaser. People are never pleased.
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Trying to please everyone is like trying to drown a fish! 🐟🤷♂️😄
This site could use some more people who like to argue about literally anything.
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Sounds like the ultimate battleground for professional nitpickers! 🙃🗣️🤔
Dear Black Friday… We all have big TVs now, put the groceries on sale.
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When I said I wanted "bigger portions" for the holidays, I didn't mean the screen size! 🍗📺🤣
Only in America can a kid wear $150 shoes, sip a $8 coffee, and post from a $1,200 phone about being oppressed and claiming capitalism has failed them.
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Ah, the modern struggle of balancing lattes and liberation while rocking designer kicks. Living the dream and questioning it too! 📱💸☕
I automatically assume everyone finds me unattractive until they tell me otherwise, and then I assume that they are lying to make fun of me.
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Just when I thought I cracked the code to self-confidence, my brain goes, "Plot twist!" 🤔😂 #TrustIssues
People just don’t stop, collaborate, and listen like they used to.
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Sounds like the ice is thinning on those old-school jams 😂🧊🎶