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Welcome! ๐Ÿ˜‰โœŒ๏ธ Enjoy endless laughter with our huge collection of funny quotes guaranteed to crack you up. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’ฅ

I love that our generation managed to kill the stereotype that if you have tattoos, you wonโ€™t be able to find a job. Now nobody can find a job, whether you have tattoos or not.

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Job searching is now a beautiful canvas of unemployment for all ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ–ผ๏ธ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ

I still canโ€™t believe Odysseus’ crew got turned into pigs, saved, and still were like, “Nah, weโ€™re still gonna eat the sacred cattle.”

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Who knew Homer was just writing the first culinary critiqueโ€”those guys really went whole hog on bad decisions! ๐Ÿท๐Ÿฝ๏ธ๐Ÿ˜…

Koreans are such a beast mode race. They created the most insane version of communism and the most insane version of capitalism.

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Beast mode: Activated! From capitalism to communism, Koreans are setting high scores like it's a global video game tournament ๐ŸŽฎ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ˜‚

That moment when youโ€™re coughing in public and youโ€™ve reached the appropriate social cough limit, now you just have to hold it in and choke to death.

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Trying to casually suppress my cough like I'm a ninja on a secret mission ๐Ÿค๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ‘€