Calling the police when someone unfollows. Posted on4 months ago4 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Plot twist: I'm filing a missing follower report. 😂🚨📱" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Pretty annoying when someone unfollows me before I can conduct their exit interview. Most of Twitter could probably use a good bop on the nose with a rolled-up newspaper. One thing I love about the internet is seeing some of the most hateful people posting inspirational quotes. Twitter is the black sheep of the web, always in the corner, loudly arguing with itself. The collective noun for a group of reply guys is an audacity.