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When I was young, I was afraid of the dark. Now, these bills got me afraid of the light.

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“Why are you so quiet?” Because I’m barely even here.

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After all the books are banned, they’ll move on to suggestive fruit.

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Note to self: just because it’s in the map app’s directions, doesn’t mean the road is paved.

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The brand name Oral B is so funny to me. WTF does the B stand for?

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I will be posting telepathically on all social media today. So if you think of something funny, that was me.

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Sorry, can’t. The pears I bought a couple days ago have ripened.