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Do we lazy people actually go to heaven? Or are we being picked up?

Do we lazy people actually go to heaven? Or are we being picked up?

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"Maybe in heaven, lazy people get chauffeured around in fluffy clouds, sitting back and enjoying the scenic route 🚙☁️😇 After all, why walk when you can float? 🤔😄"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged afterlife, being, heaven, humor, lazy, people, picked, picked up on Jan 22, 2025 by slickboy.

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