Do we lazy people actually go to heaven? Or are we being picked up?

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When I see chocolate, I hear two voices inside me. One says: “Eat it!”. The other says: “Did you hear that? You’re supposed to eat it!”

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Unlike the stomach, the brain doesn’t alert you when it’s empty.

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I thrive in a waiting room. You need me to sit in a chair and look at my phone? No worries, love, I do this at home.

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I love when my husband says, “correct me if I’m wrong,” like I would pass up that opportunity.

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We could all be hibernating right now but noooooo we have to be “adults” with “responsibilities”.

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I think I’m closer to retirement than to a relationship.

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If I win the lottery, I’m buying four politicians and some really nice shoes.