Doing taxes for an ant who inherited a teaspoon of sugar.

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Liquor on the top shelf is so expensive because the bartender has to stand on their tippy toes to reach it.

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Y’all screenshot payment confirmations to make sure they don’t play with y’all too?

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The modern condition is mostly trying to do things on your own that people have historically achieved with a large support network, and wondering why you’re tired all the time.

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Quitting my job to focus more on my desire not to work anymore.

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I’m so high at Home Depot right now, and I have to ask where the hose at. And I know I’mma laugh when I do.

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I don’t know who needs to hear this but you’re not dying, it’s just Monday.

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Netflix should’ve just maybe mailed us all this fight on DVD.