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Someone from 🇨🇺 has bookmarked:

I love saying “my man” and not his name, so when I get a new one, nobody knows.

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Some people spend a fortune so they can circle the world. I drink some beer and the world circles around me.

Someone from 🇸🇩 has bookmarked:

The Epstein client list but to the tune of Mambo number 5.

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Manipulative birthday text to an ex idea: thank you for loving me briefly in the way that only you could.

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I hate when my cat runs into my bedroom and hisses at an empty chair, then runs back out again; and I then have to fall asleep holding a crucifix.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has viewed:

In my 20s: Jingle all the way. In my 40s: Jingle til around ten.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has copied:

I’m so old, I used to block people by simply holding the door shut.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has viewed:

The police sent me a photo radar ticket so I sent them a photo of a hundred dollars, so I guess we’re even.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has bookmarked:

I’d pretend to care about football for you.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has downloaded:

Sorry for what I said when I was drunk. I meant every word.

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Anyone who wants to learn how to be humble, feel free to talk to me. There’s nothing like learning from the best.

Seen just now on Reddit:

Good morning to everyone except those who need approval from strangers on the internet.

Making waves on WeChat:

I birthed my kid faster than she can put on shoes.

Making waves on Facebook:

There’s no way you could go all the way through the desert on a horse with no name, you’d have named it by the end.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

Sorry I marked myself as safe on Facebook after your PowerPoint presentation.

Just shared via Threads:

Probably the most humiliating thing that can happen when you die is that you come back as a fitted-sheet ghost.

Making waves on Instagram:

Commenting “humiliation ritual” on a pic of my friend out with his family.

Going viral on Pinterest:

There’s a cougar warning in my neighborhood, but apparently it’s just a big cat. I bought a case of wine coolers for nothing.

Going viral on X:

I came. I saw. I made it awkward.

Trending via TikTok:

I’ve been ghosted enough to add paranormal investigator to my resume.

Doing taxes for an ant who inherited a teaspoon of sugar.

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Funny text about doing taxes for an ant with a tiny inheritance of sugar.

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76 shares on Facebook this month:

Which one of you shrunk all of my jeans?

78 shares on YouTube this month:

And no thanking Jesus unless he actually shows up at the ceremony.

47 shares on X this month:

I miss them days if you couldn’t rap, you didn’t.

53 shares on YouTube this month:

I’m always looking for new and exciting ways to give up.

50 shares on Messenger this month:

Had salad for the third night in a row and now I get why you’re so angry, vegans.

100 shares on YouTube this month:

I’m just here to make you wish I wasn’t.

38 shares on Reddit this month:

If being hydrated is such a great thing, why does it feel like my bladder is pissed off?

77 shares on TikTok this month:

Nothing betrays your age more than the slang you refuse to let go of.

67 shares on Reddit this month:

Big fan of taking a huge bite and then nodding while I chew. You make an excellent point, food.

51 shares on Twitch this month:

I don’t like this new trend of old people wearing shirts of bands I listened to when I was a kid.

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Someone from 🇵🇾 has copied:

Netflix will help you finish spelling the name of the movie you’re looking for, and then tell you they don’t have it.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has copied:

Silence is my favourite form of communication in the morning.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has copied:

The person who invented bowling: “Oh, and we’ll make them wear different shoes for no reason. Clown shoes.”

Someone from 🇮🇸 has shared:

Interrupt my sleep and I’ll interrupt your breathing.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has bookmarked:

I see stand-up comedy as a stepping stone to television. A few more paid gigs and I’ll be able to afford a television.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has bookmarked:

Sex is cool, but have you ever received reassurance without asking for it?

Someone from 🇹🇷 has downloaded:

Normalize booing in the workplace.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has downloaded:

Elevator music is bad on so many levels.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has viewed:

Hey (with the intention of making you forget everyone who came before me).

Someone from 🇦🇪 has copied:

Mothers be doing unnecessary housework and then get mad at you when they’re tired.

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Nasa is launching a satellite to say sorry to the aliens. They’re calling it the Apollo G.

Going bananas on Pinterest:

Going back on a dating app is the new walk of shame.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

The early bird gets to cry for a little bit longer in the work parking lot.

Just landed via Reddit:

Me, telling my kids we’re leaving in 30 minutes: We’re leaving in 5 minutes.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

I think I’ll spend my savings on a lifetime supply of pasta. Worth every penne.

Spotted on YouTube:

Today, I’m going to give it my almost.

Spotted on Snapchat:

Marriage is just asking each other, “What do you want to do for dinner?” and then replying, “No, not that,” until death do us part.

Just landed via Pinterest:

Sometimes I’ll drink a ginger ale and eat a Biscoff cookie and sit up in kind of an unnatural position and pretend I’m on a Delta flight.

Just landed via Pinterest:

The devil couldn’t reach me, so he made sure that the love I give is never reciprocated.

Just shared via Pinterest:

I would rather lose you than the argument.

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Doing taxes for an ant who inherited a teaspoon of sugar.

Welcome to your 40s, you now don’t understand a single word anyone under 25 is saying.

Nobody stresses a woman out more than a man who isn’t her man yet.

It’s a good friend who, when you want the truth, knows what truth you want.

Girls expect handwritten letters from guys who copy birthday wishes from ChatGPT.

I don’t know if I’m pregnant or what, but I’ve been craving 3 million dollars so bad.

Sorry I slowed down but I had to calculate if the bridge could hold the weight of my car with all the stuffed animals my kids insisted on bringing on vacation.

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Doing taxes for an ant who inherited a teaspoon of sugar.

Keep the laugh going 😂

Welcome to your 40s, you now don’t understand a single word anyone under 25 is saying.

Nobody stresses a woman out more than a man who isn’t her man yet.

It’s a good friend who, when you want the truth, knows what truth you want.

Girls expect handwritten letters from guys who copy birthday wishes from ChatGPT.

I don’t know if I’m pregnant or what, but I’ve been craving 3 million dollars so bad.

Sorry I slowed down but I had to calculate if the bridge could hold the weight of my car with all the stuffed animals my kids insisted on bringing on vacation.

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