Ever since I was a little kid, I knew that I wanted to be late for work. 2 months ago FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Ah, the timeless ambition of always being fashionably late to the grind! ⏰😄 Who needs punctuality when you can make a stylish entrance, right? Just blame it on your 'inner child'! 😉 #FashionablyLate" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Ever since I was a little girl, I knew I wanted to cancel plans. I thought I wanted a career. Turns out all I wanted is paychecks. Sorry I’m late, I got here as soon as I wanted to. When I was a kid I would say I’m whatever age and a half because I wanted to be older. Now I say I turned 40 a few years ago. I didn’t buy that thing I wanted but didn’t need, so I celebrated by buying a different thing I wanted but didn’t need.
Wild how we don’t get a public holiday for Wrestlemania, but okay.