Ever since I was a little kid, I knew that I wanted to be late for work. Posted on1 month ago1 month ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppEver since I was a little kid, I knew that I wanted to be late for work. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Sorry I’m late, I got here as soon as I wanted to. I thought I wanted a career. Turns out all I wanted is paychecks. I didn’t buy that thing I wanted but didn’t need, so I celebrated by buying a different thing I wanted but didn’t need. When I was a kid I would say I’m whatever age and a half because I wanted to be older. Now I say I turned 40 a few years ago. If you want your kid to play with their toy just give it to your other kid. Follow me for more parenting hacks.