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Me (seductively looking at a potato): would mash.

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If your problem can’t be fixed by coffee, tequila or sex then I’m out of advice.

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It’s a good friend who, when you want the truth, knows what truth you want.

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Y’all liking my posts feels like a little forehead kiss.

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When you’re a snowman, everything smells like a carrot.

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Stick with me and you’ll go places. None of them good, but still.

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On Twitter, you will always find someone who is tweeting your thoughts but with better grammar.

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In the morning: Tired! At lunchtime: Tired! In the evening: Tired! In bed: “Everybody dance now!”

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As an outsider, what’s your view on intelligence?

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Fun fact: Malcolm X was not his birth name. He was originally Malcolm Twitter.