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"Ah, Friday the 13th – just another day in the life when bad luck is like, 'hold my beer' 🍀🌙 Why be afraid of superstitions when reality is out here pulling pranks every day? 😅 #FridayVibes"

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What’s my net worth? Buddy, I don’t own a net.

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5 months ago

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To get my cat to eat, I tell him about all the hungry cats in Catfrica.

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2 months ago

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“Mom, how did we get so rich?” your father said, “Thanks, nothing from my end,” on thousands of important Zoom meetings.

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2 months ago

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Have we checked all food to see if exploding it makes it into something better or did we just stop with corn?

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2 months ago

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Carrying a baby for nine months and then naming it Chet is insane.

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2 months ago

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Well, well, well, if it isn’t that thing I’ve been ignoring until it became a giant problem.

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2 months ago

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Imagine you’re living inside a tiny mushroom house… with a tiny chimney… deep in the woods… no one knows you exist… you make soup in a tiny pot… you are free.

96 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Somebody just told me I was living the dream, I can assure you I have never dreamt of this shit right here.

13 shares on WeChat this month:

Just the owls and I out here enjoying the breeze amongst the trees.

88 shares on Twitch this month:

The worst part of online shopping is having to get up and get your credit card from your purse.

41 shares on WeChat this month:

Just say, “My future husband would never do that,” and move on.

55 shares on X this month:

Pool rules: You’re not allowed to do anything that begins with the words ‘Hey everyone watch this!’

88 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Stop dating if you have no car.

83 shares on Threads this month:

Stretching my back isn’t enough; I need to take out my spine and wring it out like a towel.

87 shares on Telegram this month:

The quickest way to double your money is to hold it in front of a mirror.

52 shares on LinkedIn this month:

IKEA is the swedish word for “relationship meltdown in a public place.”

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Someone from 🇦🇷 has shared:

You are my favorite dirty thought.

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A real smartphone would cut you off.

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I think it’s very sexy of me to still move with love in a world like this.

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You want me to go apple picking? The original sin?

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Maybe the grass is greener over there because you’re not over there messing it up.

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I want an apartment so big, it changes the way I laugh.

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You’re so cultured I’mma start calling you Yogurt.

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I cheat on my taxes by sleeping with other people’s taxes.

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The only thing I miss from my past is that flat stomach I had.

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Due to personal reasons, I’ll be turning you into a poem.

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Just landed via Telegram:

Trying to bribe Monday with coffee to get it to act like a Friday.

Just landed via Instagram:

Bro, are you a black hole, because you suck energy and light?

Seen just now on X:

When butterflies fall in love, do they feel humans in their stomachs?

Broadcasted on Telegram:

“Some things are better left unsaid,” I think to myself immediately after I hit send.

Broadcasted on TikTok:

How do you know I’m not just a figment of your imagination?

Going viral on YouTube:

Haunted house idea: a poorly lit Walmart littered with people you haven’t seen since high school.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

I’m not even doomscrolling anymore; I’m just regular scrolling, and everything’s doomed.

Seen just now on TikTok:

No, you’re not a “prompt engineer,” you’re a sloperator.

Live now on LinkedIn:

We are gathered here today because our ancestors didn’t have condoms.

Seen just now on X:

Whatever the plot is in Barbie’s movie, my dolls have been through worse.

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Friday the 13th doesn’t even feel creepy cause bad things happen everyday now.

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What’s my net worth? Buddy, I don’t own a net.

To get my cat to eat, I tell him about all the hungry cats in Catfrica.

“Mom, how did we get so rich?” your father said, “Thanks, nothing from my end,” on thousands of important Zoom meetings.

Have we checked all food to see if exploding it makes it into something better or did we just stop with corn?

Carrying a baby for nine months and then naming it Chet is insane.

Well, well, well, if it isn’t that thing I’ve been ignoring until it became a giant problem.

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