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I wish someone would light up the way Siri does when I say, “Hey.”

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I don’t wanna brag, but I’ve been told I’m micro-management material.

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My diet was going really well until I woke up.

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I like when the rain is misty and you get to feel like a grocery store broccoli for a little while.

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I talk to one guy, and he wants to break my heart. I talk to five guys, and they all wanna take me seriously.

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I took some free community martial arts lessons for self-defense, but I’m starting to think Tai Chi is too slow for most muggers.

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Haunted Houses this year are just gonna have the news on.

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Killing with kindness is a murder by compliments.

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We should all start texting each other like old time explorers. ‘Dearest friend, I have survived another week. The horrors persist.’

16 shares on Snapchat this month:

I love when I clean my whole apartment just to sit in it like a Victorian widow waiting for bad news.

93 shares on Telegram this month:

You are never too old to achieve your dreams. Prince Charles had to wait 73 years.

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I am dressing for the job I want. I want to be a sweatpants model.

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Life always has it’s ups and downs. I like to up the music, down the drinks, and then relax and enjoy.

59 shares on Telegram this month:

A social media post so confusing you turn your music down to read it.

64 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Some people feel like unpaid actors in my sitcom called “What Fresh Chaos Is This?”

30 shares on Discord this month:

I hope this email makes you quit your job.

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Texting random numbers “It’s done.”

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That depressing moment when you pull up to work and the building is not engulfed in flames.

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The best part about being married is having a permanent person to debrief with immediately after any social event.

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I put the “sexy” in “dyslexic.”

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Bruschetta is 80% delicious and 20% mess.

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Salad was likely invented after someone picked everything they didn’t like out of their meal and put it on a separate plate.

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The Cranberries. Great band name. You pick a fruit and you get to work.

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Your nose is in the middle of your face because it is the scenter.

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How is a plant not able to handle direct sunlight? You’re from outside.

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I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people.

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“Are you okay?” No, it’s literally Monday every 15 minutes.

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I drink all this water and for what. Just to pee? This planet is a prison.

Going viral on Pinterest:

How many cups of coffee is OK to have every day? Is it eight? I’m pretty sure it’s eight.

Making waves on Discord:

Before I work on myself, does anyone like me unhinged?

Spreading quickly via Instagram:

Told someone I’m as “single as a pringle and as neato as a dorito” and they blocked me immediately.

Live now on TikTok:

Good morning to everyone except the people who are missing the ability to read the room.

Freshly posted on X:

Sorry, I just saw your text from last night. Are you guys still at the restaurant?

Just landed via Slack:

Someone told me I’ve gained weight. I told them it was for a part in a movie. I’ve never acted in my life. Until that moment.

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The internet is making people stupid. Not me, though.

Going bananas on Telegram:

Weird me out? No. You’ve weirded me in. Let’s merge souls.

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Friendly reminder that double negatives are a big no-no.

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I wish someone would light up the way Siri does when I say, “Hey.”

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My diet was going really well until I woke up.

I like when the rain is misty and you get to feel like a grocery store broccoli for a little while.

I talk to one guy, and he wants to break my heart. I talk to five guys, and they all wanna take me seriously.

I took some free community martial arts lessons for self-defense, but I’m starting to think Tai Chi is too slow for most muggers.

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