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Looks like someone’s trying to confuse their grammar—let’s keep those double negatives out of the mix! 🤯🚫 After all, two negatives don’t make a positive, just a mess. 😅📝 #GrammarGags

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36 shares on Facebook this month:

Imagine applying for a job, then not picking up calls from random numbers.

67 shares on Instagram this month:

It’s curious how kids are always really hungry right before dinner and right after dinner, but never during actual dinner.

89 shares on Snapchat this month:

I’m nervous that my diet pill will stick in my throat, so I usually eat a few cookies after to help push it down.

60 shares on Facebook this month:

People say 70-80 year olds are unemployable because of mental decline, yet somehow they’re running all the countries.

44 shares on Snapchat this month:

No one buys my theory that red fire hydrants are filled with ketchup and yellow fire hydrants are filled with mustard.

53 shares on Reddit this month:

Humans were not meant to have this many passwords.

46 shares on Discord this month:

How is a plant not able to handle direct sunlight? You’re from outside.

98 shares on Slack this month:

Let the good times roll. Let the bad times crawl. Let the acceptable times do the hopscotch.

88 shares on X this month:

Scrolling should count as cardio.

82 shares on Threads this month:

Ancient Egyptians used to worship cats and write on walls, a practice we still continue to do today on the Internet.

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All dogs go to heaven, but I never see them in church.

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Drivers seem to underestimate how willing I am to get knocked down at a zebra crossing to prove a point.

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They should invent a type of situation that improves.

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A good audiobook will have you inventing chores to do.

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Who would have thought that eating a can of beans would backfire like this?

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“I’m gonna sneak past you.” No you’re not. You’ve alerted me.

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You befriend a guy and a few days later he’s like “I wanna talk to you about something”. Please, God, let it be about the economy.

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Italians, look away now. I break my spaghetti in half before I cook it.

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It’s wild that you can just do anything. Date the wrong person, choose the wrong career. You can go outside and start eating dirt if you want, and the universe lets you. Not even a pop-up like “Are you sure?“

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I never thought I would say this, and it took me a while to come to terms, but I think I ate too much bacon.

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My lips could use some attention today.

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Why can’t the house clean itself? It seems to get dirty by itself.

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My favorite thing to do is nothing.

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“Please feel free to ignore this email!” Way ahead of you, buddy.

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I need someone to wring out my brain like a dishrag.

Going bananas on Discord:

If you think someone has put a spell on you, send me $500 and I’ll get rid of it.

Going bananas on Instagram:

Cancelling a date so I can order pizza and go to bed at 8:30 p.m.

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Today I bought a doughnut without sprinkles. This diet thing is hard.

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If the first thing you do in the morning is checking your emails, you’re starting your day with other people’s problems.

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Another beautiful day without using sin, tan and cos.

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Friendly reminder that double negatives are a big no-no.

Speaker phone in public should be illegal.

Sorry, I’m late. My alarm didn’t go off because I didn’t set it, because I don’t want to be here.

My train of thought derailed. There were no survivors.

“Full-time” should be 20 hours max, man. This is ridiculous. I’ve got other stuff to do.

Just told my kids it’s illegal to have the light on while we’re driving. I will not break this cycle.

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Friendly reminder that double negatives are a big no-no.

Keep the laugh going 😂

My Facebook friends are like my pen collection. I have 100 but only one writes.

Speaker phone in public should be illegal.

Sorry, I’m late. My alarm didn’t go off because I didn’t set it, because I don’t want to be here.

My train of thought derailed. There were no survivors.

“Full-time” should be 20 hours max, man. This is ridiculous. I’ve got other stuff to do.

Just told my kids it’s illegal to have the light on while we’re driving. I will not break this cycle.

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