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Can we talk about what little red riding hoods actual grandma must have looked like?

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Sorry I’m late. My catapult malfunctioned.

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“Gravy is not a beverage.” Okay, well that’s why I was trying to drink it in the bathroom, so you wouldn’t see me.

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Putting a blanket over my boss so he thinks it’s night time and goes to sleep.

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Sometime you meet such a prince that you’d rather marry the horse.

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I miss when there were so many episodes of every show that they all eventually did one where it was hot, and the air conditioning went out.

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People with ADHD be like “I can’t fry an egg, I got too much going on”.

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For my birthday, I want everyone to tell me how much they love me and why in immense detail.

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It’s really hard to come back after a poorly executed high five.

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I used to be a person who couldn’t easily fall asleep, then I got divorced and now I sleep like a baby. Probably unrelated.

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Okay, this is getting ridiculous. It can’t just be the one guy. It’s gotta be a group of people pooping my son’s diaper.

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Have you tried complaining about it?

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When people say something is cray-cray it makes me wanna vom-vom.

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Seize the day! Unless it sucks. Then seize the next one.

Just shared via X:

Seems like it would be really tough being a girl named Molly at a rave.

Seen just now on Discord:

Today, I noticed that the cover of my ironing board was wrinkled, and I laughed at the irony. Then I laughed again because of the word “irony.”

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A fun wedding bit is to sit next to a random guest, point to the bride or groom & whisper, “it should’ve been you”

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Too many types of pasta. I can say my fav is Fliccaroni and not one of you can be sure if it’s real. Look at you googling it.

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Lord of the Rings is a story about a brave little Hobbit on a mission to destroy a ring and save the world, and his annoying friend Frodo.

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I used to be a person who couldn’t easily fall asleep, then I got divorced and now I sleep like a baby. Probably unrelated.

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Just went to the Oreo website and hit “accept all cookies” … and now we wait.

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I wish there was a nicer way to say “my natural tendency to spot patterns is making me feel very uncomfortable about you”.

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Whoever coined, “No good deed goes unpunished”, must have fed some seagulls.

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I’m slowly becoming an adult. Please make it stop.

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Nothing worse than when I turn up to Park Run to find it is indeed going ahead.

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Who is this Rorschach guy and where did he get all the pictures of my parents fighting?

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When waiting for a flight, there’s always one guy at the gate that makes you think, “As long as I’m not sitting next to him, I’ll be fine.”

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McDonald’s only giving me 9 Chicken Nuggets instead of 10 is how my villain origin story began.

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Robots eating a bowl of cereal that’s actually a bunch of nuts and bolts, you don’t see that as much anymore.

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Parents be like “why aren’t you eating, don’t you like my food?” and after you eat a ton, they’ll say “you look a little chubby, maybe you should eat less.”

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I wanna be 14 again and ruin my life differently. I have some new ideas.

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I just feel like we shouldn’t have a new year until we get this one right.

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They said don’t try this at home, so I’m coming over to your place.

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“The engine light is on!” Yeah, that means it’s working.

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The way that we’re constantly told not to eat silica gel makes me suspect that it contains all the world’s forbidden knowledge.

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I haven’t bought 1 Christmas gift but I got 3 packages on the way for me though.

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Nutrition labels should include an “What if I ate the whole thing” section.

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Doing some skin care routine but my skin doesn’t care.

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Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow internet to see who they really are.

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Sometimes I’m grateful that thoughts don’t appear as bubbles over our heads.

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