28 Funny aliens quotes

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: I do believe in aliens, but do they also believe in me?

  Commentary:
  "Probably not, they can't handle all this earthly awesomeness! 👽✨😆"

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: I hate it when I’m outside, and an insect lands and crawls on my glasses, and for a split second, I think aliens have invaded.

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  Commentary:
  "Forget extraterrestrial life — I'm just over here swatting at imaginary UFOs! 👽🦟😂"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: I bet aliens lock their door when they go past earth.

  Commentary:
  "Can you blame them? Earth can be quite the sketchy neighborhood! 👽🔒 #SafetyFirst"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Aliens traveled millions of light years to get here to visit New Jersey.

  Commentary:
  "Aliens chose to journey through vast galaxies and reach Earth, only to land in New Jersey? 🌌👽 Must've heard they have out-of-this-world diners and killer bagels! 🥯🛸"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Dear Aliens, Now would be a good time. Thanks!

  Commentary:
  👽🚀 "Attention all extraterrestrial beings, Earth is in quite a peculiar state at the moment, so your arrival would definitely be a welcomed sight! Think of it as a cosmic rescue mission or a much-needed intervention – we promise to make it worth your while with some intergalactic snacks and a front-row seat to our entertaining human drama. So, dear aliens, what are you waiting for? The show is about to begin! 🌍✨"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Got so emotional thinking about the Toy Story aliens. They have each other.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a hug when you have your fellow little green friends from outer space? 👽🚀 Let's be real, the real MVPs of Toy Story are those adorable aliens sticking together through it all. Friendship goals achieved! 🌌🤖"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Aliens: We are here to take over. Me: Thank God.

  Commentary:
  Aliens: We are here to take over. Me: Thank God 🙏! I've been looking for an excuse to finally use my "alien invasion survival kit" 👽. Time to put those binge-watched sci-fi skills to good use! ✨🚀👾 #ReadyForTheExtraterrestrialLife.

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The first pyramid scheme was when the Egyptians took credit for the pyramids that were clearly built by aliens.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like the Egyptians were pyramid schemers in more ways than one! 🛸🇪🇬 Don't you hate it when you build a massive ancient wonder only for aliens to steal the spotlight? 👽 #AlienBuilders"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My goal for this year is just to make sure the aliens know I’m on their side.

  Commentary:
  "Watch out world, this year I'm not only reaching for the stars, but also making sure the extraterrestrials have my back 👽🚀 Who knows, maybe they'll invite me for a ride on their spaceship! #TeamAlien"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Maybe aliens don’t visit us because they’re all women and they want us to make the first move.

  Commentary:
  "Alien ladies waiting for us earthlings to step up our game like 👽💅 Don't leave them hanging, fellas! It's time to show some cosmic courage and send that intergalactic 'hello' signal! 👾🚀 #MakeTheFirstMove"

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