40 Funny aliens quotes

• Aliens, robots, mutant ladybugs — whoever takes over will be better than this.

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  3 weeks ago

  alien, aliens, apocalypse, better, future, humor, ladybug, mutant, mutant ladybug, over, robot, robots, sci-fi, takeover

• Practicing how I’m gonna explain to the aliens that baseline and Vaseline do not sound the same.

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  2 months ago

  alien, aliens, baseline, explain, explanation, humor, language, misunderstanding, practicing, pronunciation, same, sound, Vaseline

• I always imagined WWIII would be Earth vs. aliens.

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  2 months ago

  alien, aliens, always, Earth, humor, i, imagination, vs, war, WWIII

• I don’t think we’ll ever see aliens. I bet that they’re just gathering information and waiting for us to destroy ourselves.

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  2 months ago

  alien, aliens, apocalypse, bet, destroy, ever, extraterrestrial, gathering, humor, i, information, information gathering, just, self-destruction, speculation, think, us, waiting, well

• Aliens probably lock their doors when they fly past Earth.

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  2 months ago

  alien, aliens, door, doors, Earth, extraterrestrial, fly, humor, joke, lock, past, safety, space

• Aliens probably have group chats called Don’t Stop on Earth.

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  2 months ago

  alien, aliens, chat, communication, Earth, extraterrestrial, group, group chat, humor, joke, stop

• Aliens are coming to Earth, people are going to the Moon, and I am still pushing on a door that says pull.

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  2 months ago

  aliens, am, coming, door, Earth, everyday, frustration, going, humor, i, irony, misunderstanding, moon, people, pull, pushing, still, struggle

• If we get invaded by space aliens, I am immediately defecting to the alien side. Sorry.

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  2 months ago

  alien, aliens, am, comedy, defect, extraterrestrial, humor, i, invasion, sci-fi, side, sorry, space

• I do believe in aliens, but do they also believe in me?

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  2 months ago

  aliens, belief, believe, curiosity, extraterrestrial, humor, i, imagination, me, sci-fi

• I hate it when I’m outside, and an insect lands and crawls on my glasses, and for a split second, I think aliens have invaded.

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  2 months ago

  aliens, annoyance, glasses, hate, humor, i, insect, invasion, mind, mind trick, outdoor, outside, second, think, trick, unexpected

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