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Funny aliens quotes 👽✨ are the perfect mix of interstellar humor and cosmic chuckles, bringing out-of-this-world laughter to your day! 🚀😂 Whether imagining aliens debating Earth’s quirks or sharing their quirky observations on human habits, these hilarious snippets offer a galaxy of giggles. 🌌🤖 Dive into the universe of alien wit and let these playful remarks transport you to a realm where humor knows no earthly bounds! 🌠😄

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2 days ago
Share →: Aliens probably lock their doors when they fly past Earth.

Commentary:
Guess even the aliens have trust issues with our parking skills! 🚀🔑😂
3 days ago
Share →: Aliens probably have group chats called Don’t Stop on Earth.

Commentary:
Looks like we're the pit stop nobody asked for 🚀👽😅
1 week ago
Share →: Aliens are coming to Earth, people are going to the Moon, and I am still pushing on a door that says pull.

Commentary:
"Guess I'll hold the fort here on Earth! 🚪🤦‍♂️🛸🌕"
1 week ago
Share →: If we get invaded by space aliens, I am immediately defecting to the alien side. Sorry.

Commentary:
"Already practicing my 'Take me to your leader' speech! 🤖👽 #TeamAliens"
1 month ago
Share →: I do believe in aliens, but do they also believe in me?

Commentary:
"Probably not, they can't handle all this earthly awesomeness! 👽✨😆"
2 months ago
Share →: I hate it when I’m outside, and an insect lands and crawls on my glasses, and for a split second, I think aliens have invaded.

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Commentary:
"Forget extraterrestrial life — I'm just over here swatting at imaginary UFOs! 👽🦟😂"
4 months ago
Share →: I bet aliens lock their door when they go past earth.

Commentary:
"Can you blame them? Earth can be quite the sketchy neighborhood! 👽🔒 #SafetyFirst"
6 months ago
Share →: Aliens traveled millions of light years to get here to visit New Jersey.

Commentary:
"Aliens chose to journey through vast galaxies and reach Earth, only to land in New Jersey? 🌌👽 Must've heard they have out-of-this-world diners and killer bagels! 🥯🛸"
6 months ago
Share →: Dear Aliens, Now would be a good time. Thanks!

Commentary:
👽🚀 "Attention all extraterrestrial beings, Earth is in quite a peculiar state at the moment, so your arrival would definitely be a welcomed sight! Think of it as a cosmic rescue mission or a much-needed intervention – we promise to make it worth your while with some intergalactic snacks and a front-row seat to our entertaining human drama. So, dear aliens, what are you waiting for? The show is about to begin! 🌍✨"
6 months ago
Share →: Got so emotional thinking about the Toy Story aliens. They have each other.

Commentary:
"Who needs a hug when you have your fellow little green friends from outer space? 👽🚀 Let's be real, the real MVPs of Toy Story are those adorable aliens sticking together through it all. Friendship goals achieved! 🌌🤖"