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I bet aliens lock their door when they go past earth.

1 month ago

Aliens traveled millions of light years to get here to visit New Jersey.

3 months ago

Dear Aliens, Now would be a good time. Thanks!

3 months ago

Got so emotional thinking about the Toy Story aliens. They have each other.

3 months ago

Aliens: We are here to take over. Me: Thank God.

3 months ago

The first pyramid scheme was when the Egyptians took credit for the pyramids that were clearly built by aliens.

3 months ago

My goal for this year is just to make sure the aliens know I’m on their side.

3 months ago

Maybe aliens don’t visit us because they’re all women and they want us to make the first move.

3 months ago

I was abducted by aliens. They made me wash my hands, clean my room, and eat my vegetables. Turns out I was on the mothership.

3 months ago

Why is everyone looking for intelligent life in space? Can we please start on Earth first?

3 months ago

Life on other planets be like: “I hope those lunatics don’t discover us!”

3 months ago

Nasa is launching a satellite to say sorry to the aliens. They’re calling it the Apollo G.

3 months ago

Being abducted by aliens could be just the vacation I need right now.

3 months ago

It is not without reason that all telescopes searching for intelligent life are pointed away from Earth.

3 months ago

What if aliens watch our movies about aliens and then invade accordingly in hopes of fitting in with our culture?

3 months ago

Aliens only abduct the people that are already nuts so no one will believe them when they try and tell everyone.

3 months ago

Aliens will always remain unidentified because they’re embarrassed to be associated with us humans.

3 months ago

I would definitely deny being from here if the aliens pulled up and asked. Not claiming this embarrassing planet in front of intergalactic travelers, are you dumb?

3 months ago

The government even made aliens boring.

3 months ago

Aliens are gonna be super confused when they show up threatening to overthrow our leaders and we’re all stoked and offer to help.

3 months ago