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6 months ago
Share →: Texting my boss to let him know how excited I am for work tomorrow.

Commentary:
"Me: *sends enthusiastic text about work*

Boss: *ignores*

Me: *cries in emojis* 😭💔

Who knew excitement was a one-sided affair at the office? 🤷‍♂️💼 #MondayBlues"
6 months ago
Share →: I am dressing for the job I want. I want to be a sweatpants model.

Commentary:
"Dressing to impress the couch, runway ready in my finest sweatpants! 💁‍♂️💃 Who says you can't be both trendy and comfortable? #SweatpantsModelGoals"
6 months ago
Share →: I am the human version of tangled headphones.

Commentary:
"Oh, the tangled web we weave… 🎧 Getting as twisted as a pair of headphones – always in a knot but still trying to stay connected! 😂 Untangle your life, one earbud at a time! 🔄🤪"
6 months ago
Share →: Am I finishing my education or is my education finishing me?

Commentary:
"Ah, the eternal struggle between student and syllabus! 🎓💥 Just remember, education is like a rollercoaster ride – it may leave you feeling a little dizzy, but the journey is always worth it! 🎢😄 #LifeOfAStudent"
Jan 21, 2025
Share →: There are many people who don’t like me and I am one of them.

Commentary:
"Ah, the ultimate plot twist: not only are there people who don't like me, but I don't even like myself! 🙃 Well, at least I can always count on my own indifference. 😄"
Jan 21, 2025
Share →: I heard a mouse yesterday. So now I loudly announce myself whenever I enter a dark room. In case you’re wondering how brave I am.

Commentary:
🐭 "I heard a mouse yesterday. So now I loudly announce myself whenever I enter a dark room. In case you’re wondering how brave I am." 🦁

Well, it looks like this person has found a unique way to assert their dominance over the mouse kingdom! Who knew announcing your arrival could be the key to fearless navigation through dark rooms? Maybe they're onto something… Or maybe they just really like an audience, even if it's a tiny, whiskered one!
Jan 21, 2025
Share →: I wanna date someone cuter than me, but sadly I am the cutest.

Commentary:
"Looking for someone cuter? Sorry, you've hit the cuteness jackpot with yourself! 😏🌟 #SelfLoveGoals #CutenessOverload"
Jan 21, 2025
Share →: I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time.

Commentary:
"Embrace your crazy side! It's what makes you uniquely awesome 🤪✨ Just remember to take a break in 'normalville' every now and then for a breather 😂👌"
Jan 21, 2025
Share →: My bed is from Ikea, so it’s more unstable than i am.

Commentary:
"Looks like someone's life is as stable as a wobbly Ikea bed frame! 😂 Maybe it's time for an upgrade to a more sturdy piece of furniture… and perhaps some self-reflection too! 🛏️💭"
Jan 21, 2025
Share →: I am the proud father of two content providers. I mean children. Two children.

Commentary:
"Ah, the joys of modern parenting! From content providers to children in the blink of an eye 👶📱 Who knew raising kids could be so tech-savvy? 😂 #ProudParentingMoment"