33 Funny babe quotes

• Sorry, babe, can’t right now. The group chat is active, and I’m trying to get my joke in before they change topics.

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  3 weeks ago

  active, babe, before, change, chat, conversation, group, group chat, humor, joke, media, relationship, right, social, social media, sorry, texting, timing, trying

• Babe, what’s wrong? You’ve barely tweeted your manic thoughts today.

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  4 weeks ago

  babe, communication, humor, manic, manic thought, media, relationship, social, social media, thought, thoughts, today, tweet, wrong

• Babe, you’re not acting according to my delusions right now.

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  1 month ago

  acting, babe, communication, delusion, humor, misunderstanding, partner, relationship, right

• Snakes don’t hiss anymore, they call you babe, bro, or friend.

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  2 months ago

  babe, bro, call, communication, friend, hiss, humor, slang, snake, snakes

• If you ghosted me, don’t come back. Maintain that energy, babe. Stay dead.

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  2 months ago

  babe, back, breakup, comeback, dating, dead, energy, ghost, ghosted, ghosting, humor, me, relationship, sarcasm, stay

• Babe, are you okay? You’ve barely touched the argument I baited you with.

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  2 months ago

  argument, babe, bait, communication, conversation, humor, i, misunderstanding, okay, partner, playful, relationship

• Shoutout to Netflix for being the only one that checks in on me every few hours. “Are you still watching?” Yeah, babe, thank you for asking.

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  2 months ago

  asking, babe, being, binge-watching, every, hours, humor, loneliness, me, Netflix, only, relationship, reminder, self-care, shoutout, still, streaming, thank, watching

• Babe, wanna come over and watch me apply for jobs on Indeed until I start to cry.

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  2 months ago

  applying, applying for job, babe, cry, crying, date, frustration, humor, i, Indeed, job, job search, jobs, me, over, relationship, search, start, watch

• Babe, are you OK? You’ve barely touched your unread books.

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  2 months ago

  babe, book, books, concern, conversation, humor, ok, partner, reading, relationship, unread, unread book

• Are you okay, babe? You’ve barely moved in mysterious ways recently.

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  2 months ago

  affection, babe, communication, humor, humor quote, moved, mysterious, mystery, okay, playful, relationship, romance, ways

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