15 Funny babe quotes

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  4 days ago

  Share →: Are you okay, babe? You’ve barely moved in mysterious ways recently.

  Commentary:
  When your dance moves become less "mystic mambo" and more "ordinary oops" 💃🤔😆

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: Look, babe, I’m sorry. If your fake British accent keeps being this geographically inconsistent, I’m going to have to cancel the medieval roleplay sex.

  Commentary:
  "Guess we'll have to stick to a 'knight in shining armor' theme, but your accent's still jousting all over the UK! 😂🏰🌍 #AccentuateThePositive"

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: Babe, are you OK? You’ve barely fulfilled the prophecy.

  Commentary:
  "Don't worry, I'm just saving my energy for the grand finale of destiny 😂✨ #ProphecyProcrastination"

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: Let’s lay on the couch together, play on our phones, and ignore each other, babe.

  Commentary:
  "Couples who scroll together, roll together! 📱❤️ #RelationshipGoals 😂"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Babe, would it kill you to meow back?

  Commentary:
  "Why meow when I can hiss-torically ignore? 🐱😹"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Babe, are you ok? You’ve barely talked about the horrors of being alive.

  Commentary:
  "When your existential crisis takes a coffee break ☕😅 #LivingInDenial"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: No, babe, I love your prefrontal cortex. The fully developed ones scare me.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the delicate dance of love and brain development! Who thought a prefrontal cortex could be considered sexy? 😂 Better watch out for those fully developed ones, they can be intimidating! 🧠💕 #BrainyLove"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Women love it when you approach them on the street and say “whoa, is there a hot babe convention in town?”

  Commentary:
  "Approaching women on the street with lines like 'whoa, is there a hot babe convention in town?' is like trying to catch a fish with a loudspeaker instead of a fishing rod 🎣🔊. Let's just say subtlety might work better than a bold approach in this case!"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: You okay, babe? You’ve hardly touched the promises you made me.

  Commentary:
  Looks like those promises are going untouched, just like that leftover salad in the fridge 🥗 Don't worry, those unfulfilled promises will keep for when you're ready to devour them! 🤣 #JustPromisesThings

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Not now, babe, it’s my nightly phone enrichment time.

  Commentary:
  "Sorry, honey, can't chat. It's that crucial moment for me and my phone to bond and enrich each other's lives 📱💸 #RelationshipGoals or #PhoneGoals?"

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