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Funny babe quotes
No, babe, I love your prefrontal cortex. The fully developed ones scare me.
4 days ago
Women love it when you approach them on the street and say “whoa, is there a hot babe convention in town?”
4 days ago
You okay, babe? You’ve hardly touched the promises you made me.
1 month ago
Not now, babe, it’s my nightly phone enrichment time.
2 months ago
Babe, are you okay? You’ve barely touched your unread books.
2 months ago
But babe, that’s my emotional support Lord of the Rings Extended Edition.
2 months ago
“You’re a psychopath!” At least I’m on a path, babe, sort your life out.
2 months ago
I’ve been saving these cleavage crumbs just for you babe.
3 months ago
Babe, wake up, it’s stupid outside!
3 months ago