Funny bang quotes

• During arguments with idiots, I wish I could throw a flash bang and disappear.

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• Are you my pinky toe, because I will bang you on all my furniture.

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  analogy, bang, furniture, humor, pinky, pinky toe, playful, relationship, toe

• Why is judge the only job where you can bang a little hammer to make people shut up? I’ve needed that in literally every job I’ve had.

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• People who don’t have a dishwasher, where do they bang their shins?

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  bang, daily, daily life, dishwasher, household, humor, life, pain, people, questions, shins, where

• The class: “You want us to do what?” Super Mario: “Jump around, catch and eat the giant mushroom, bang your head against the crates and, if necessary, crush all the critters. It’sa easy!”

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  activity, around, bang, catch, class, crates, critter, crush, easy, eat, fun, fun activity, game, giant, head, humor, jump, Mario, mushroom, super, Super Mario, video, video game, want

• Headache pro-tip: Bang your toe into something.

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  1 month ago

  advice, bang, headache, humor, injury, pain, pro-tip, something, toe

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