Funny bang quotes

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Are you my pinky toe, because I will bang you on all my furniture.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like someone's really toe-tally committed to making a connection! Watch out, love might just be lurking around the coffee table."

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Why is judge the only job where you can bang a little hammer to make people shut up? I’ve needed that in literally every job I’ve had.

  Commentary:
  "Seriously, the power of the tiny hammer should not be underestimated! ⚖️🔨 I mean, imagine being able to silence noisy colleagues with a bang – productivity levels would skyrocket! 🔇💥 Who knew a little tool could hold so much power in the workplace? 🤣 #TinyHammerBoss"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: People who don’t have a dishwasher, where do they bang their shins?

  Commentary:
  "Seriously, where do they bang their shins? 😂 Maybe on the sink, in the oven, or even on the cat! 🐈 Either way, dishwashers are shin's best friend! 💥🍽 #ShinStruggles"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The class: “You want us to do what?” Super Mario: “Jump around, catch and eat the giant mushroom, bang your head against the crates and, if necessary, crush all the critters. It’sa easy!”

  Commentary:
  "Ah yes, Super Mario always making the extraordinary sound so ordinary! 🍄💥 Who wouldn't want to jump around, eat mushrooms, and channel their inner plumber for a little critter crushing? It's just another day in the Mushroom Kingdom! 🌟🎮 #MarioLogic"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Headache pro-tip: Bang your toe into something.

  Commentary:
  😂 "Headache pro-tip: Bang your toe into something. Because nothing distracts you from a headache better than an intense toe-ache! Remember, pain is temporary, but the memory of stubbing your toe will last forever. 😅🦶 #LifeHacks"

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