Funny quotes bang

Funny bang quotes

Are you my pinky toe, because I will bang you on all my furniture.

1 month ago

Why is judge the only job where you can bang a little hammer to make people shut up? I’ve needed that in literally every job I’ve had.

3 months ago

People who don’t have a dishwasher, where do they bang their shins?

3 months ago

The class: “You want us to do what?” Super Mario: “Jump around, catch and eat the giant mushroom, bang your head against the crates and, if necessary, crush all the critters. It’sa easy!”

3 months ago

Headache pro-tip: Bang your toe into something.

3 months ago