Commentary:
Too busy living that grasshopper life, practicing my foot-rubbing symphony 🦗🛏️😂
79 Funny bedtime quotes
I’m at the age where, if you ask me to go out after 9 p.m., I’m definitely not coming.
Commentary:
Sounds like prime pajama time! 😴🛌🕘
Sometimes I’m just so exhausted I have to go to bed and scroll my phone for the next 2-3 hours.
Commentary:
Ah, the classic bedtime routine: close eyes, open apps! 😴📱📚
The children seemed disappointed when I told them the best part about being an adult is going to bed early.
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When the bedtime becomes the highlight of your day, you know youre winning at adulthood! 😴😆 #LivingTheDream
After 30, an all-nighter is not getting up to pee.
Commentary:
"Ah, the joys of adulthood where pulling an all-nighter means making it to morning without a bathroom break! 🚽🌙😴"
What base is it when he says, “I know you need it badly,” but he’s talking about sleep?
Commentary:
"When you think you're sliding into third base, but it turns out you're just passing out on the couch! 😂😴 #SleepIsTheRealMVP"
Absolutely destroyed my bed last night… I cuddled those covers so hard.
Commentary:
"Guess your comforter never stood a chance! #CuddleKing/Queen 🛏️🐻💥"
For someone who loves to sleep so much, you’d think I’d go to bed earlier.
Commentary:
"Living that night owl life, dreaming of sleeping in earlier! 🌜🛌😴"
I’m really looking forward to eight hours of thinking about sleep tonight.
Commentary:
"Ah, yes… the art of sleep-thinking! Who needs REM when you can have REMiniscing? 🛌🤔💭😴"
Every morning I regret why I didn’t sleep earlier the night before.
Commentary:
"Current status: Professional night owl, world-class morning zombie. 🦉☕😴"