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Finally laying down is the ultimate adventure—no passport required! 🛌😂
79 Funny bedtime quotes
When you realize your punishments as a kid (stay home, take a nap, no junk food, go to bed early) are now your goals as an adult.
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And I used to resist my future life goals… guess I peaked in kindergarten! 😴🏡🍏🌙
How I clean my room: 1. Start in one corner. 2. Find something from six years ago and stare at it nostalgically for five hours. 3. Go to bed.
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Sounds like my room cleaning plan too: step 4, wake up surrounded by "important" treasures! 🕰️🛏️😅
I wish I was as tired at bedtime as I am at 2 p.m. on any given day.
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Time to skip straight to the napping championships at 2 p.m. every day! 💤🏅😴
I can’t wait to go to bed, get terrible sleep, and wake up exhausted with a sore back.
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Sounds like I've got a VIP reservation at the Toss & Turn Inn! 🛌🌀😴
Just found out it don’t matter how early I go to bed, I just don’t wanna go to work.
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Hitting the snooze button in my soul every morning! ⏰😴💼
I called the cops on my own party, because I was ready to go to bed.
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When you know you're the life of the party but also the head of the bedtime committee 😂🛏️🎉
I don’t understand why people have to “get ready for bed.” I am always ready for bed.
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Always ready for bed, just like a professional napper extraordinaire! 🛌😴🔋
There should be bloopers at the end of horror movies, so it relaxes you before bedtime.
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Rolling credits and giggles, because even ghosts need a blooper reel 😂👻🎬
If you’re dating an alpha female, you need to know that they need to be babied at night, or else they will turn into a dragon.
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Sounds like a fire-breathing bedtime story is part of the nightly routine! 🐉🔥😴