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Sounds like the perfect equation for love algebra 🤔❤️➕🥰 equals "situationship bliss" 😂✨
483 Funny being quotes
Losing weight is basically all about being cold 90% of the time.
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Trying to lose weight or just testing if my house can double as a fridge? 🥶🤔 #ForeverChilly
The circus does not condone the actions being taken by its monkeys.
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Looks like the monkeys broke out of the board meeting again! 🙈🐒🎪
Being a writer means knowing exactly how your story ends, and having absolutely no idea how to get there.
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Plot twist: welcome to the writer's version of 'lost in my own head' 😅✍️🗺️
I woke up extra early today to get in as much ‘worrying about it being Monday tomorrow’ as possible.
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Ah, the Sunday Scaries have declared an early victory! 😅🗓️🛌
Being a writer means canceling your plans so you have time to write, and then spending hours avoiding writing.
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Procrastination: the only thing writers do on schedule! 📚✍️😅
Unfortunately, I do love being the only person who knows exactly what I mean and the hidden meaning behind everything I do.
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When my brain's got its own secret club, and even I need a password to join 🤔🧠🔐
If being hard on yourself worked, it would have worked by now!
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Clearly, my inner critic missed the memo on productivity! 🤔😂🤦♂️
I hate being a wage slave. I want to be a streamer that does nothing but react to videos all day, and then complain about how hard my life is.
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Living the dream: getting paid to watch cat videos and calling it "work." 🐱🎥😅
Being a writer means having a story you want everyone in the world to read, except anyone who knows you.
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Trying to keep my grandma from discovering my "fictional" autobiography! 📚🕵️♀️👀