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Someone from 🇧🇩 has shared:

This year, the feliz is not navidading.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has downloaded:

When phones were tied with wires, people were free. Now that phones are wireless, people are tied.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has shared:

People who have apartment windows that face the street and put their Christmas trees in them, thank you for your service.

Someone from 🇵🇹 has downloaded:

Crying at my desk while also finding time to cry in the shower makes for a healthy work-life balance.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has shared:

Like a fine bourbon, we get better with age. Or, at least, … we feel better about our age after drinking lots of bourbon!

Someone from 🇧🇩 has downloaded:

My favorite part about standing in line is watching the other lines move more quickly.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has copied:

Apparently, I’m not even going through a lot; I just need money.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has downloaded:

Genuinely nothing worse than going bowling with people who are actually good. Like, why are you doing all that?

Someone from 🇰🇪 has copied:

My parents told me Santa wasn’t real when I was 16. Jokes on them, because I’m at the mall right now, and guess who’s here.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has viewed:

Sex is cool but have you ever had a king size bed all to yourself.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Funny Quotes Total

15,269

Funny Quotes Topics

17,387

Funny Quotes Images

15,269

Updated

Dec 31, 2025

Users Online

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Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on Telegram:

Growing up means choosing cozy couch moments over crowded club scenes. Cheers to adulting!

Freshly posted on X:

Where do we acquire the ducks that we’re supposed to be putting in a row?

Trending via Threads:

Crying at my desk while also finding time to cry in the shower makes for a healthy work-life balance.

Trending via Snapchat:

Procrastination isn’t a horrible thing. I mean, you always have something to do tomorrow… plus you have nothing to do today.

Freshly posted on Slack:

Don’t wait until you’re on your death bed to let them know how you feel. You may be too weak to raise your middle finger.

Just landed via Pinterest:

I always bring a glass of water to bed with me so I have something to knock over in the middle of the night.

Trending via Threads:

Grammar is the difference between knowing your shit and knowing you’re shit.

Trending via Threads:

The theory that two stacked beds can’t be converted into two regular beds has been debunked.

Broadcasted on WeChat:

Oh, I have Christmas spirit. The question is: Do I mix it with coke or do I drink it neat?

Just landed via TikTok:

The problem with parental controls is I need my kid to help me figure out how to set them up.

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49 shares on Twitch this month:

Grateful to be living in the “Tetris when it’s going too fast and blocks are helplessly piling up” era of human history.

73 shares on Telegram this month:

Sometimes our greatest achievement in life is being able to survive our own thoughts.

50 shares on TikTok this month:

My card got declined at the barbershop so they put all the hair in my mouth and squeezed me until it came out of my head.

36 shares on Slack this month:

If you want to complain about my driving at least calm down and get off my hood first.

59 shares on Messenger this month:

When a man is a good cook, that cancels out like three red flags.

48 shares on Twitch this month:

Americans be like, “MM:DD:YY” is how you say dates verbally, and then have a national holiday called “4th of July.”

94 shares on Messenger this month:

The real flex is how many wounds you can turn into wisdom.

98 shares on TikTok this month:

Taking a guy from skinny jeans to linen trousers, that’s my way of giving back to society.

34 shares on LinkedIn this month:

“Date” is just another word for: Jeez, had I known that before, I would have stayed home.

10 shares on LinkedIn this month:

“We’re the only species that drinks milk after infancy, dairy is bad for you!” We’re also the only species that drinks peach mango pineapple spirulina kale smoothies, Karen. Let me eat my cheese in peace.

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Hot Jokes 💥

8 folks are currently checking 👀

I know that we aren’t supposed to self diagnose but I’ve googled all of my symptoms and I’m fairly sure I’m a raccoon.

11 folks are currently checking 👀

You can name literally any food or drink to the dentist and they’ll be like “ohhh, that’s actually so bad for your teeth. You should only eat water and toothpaste.”

17 folks are currently checking 👀

The most dangerous part of your 50s is those first few steps after prolonged sitting.

15 folks are currently checking 👀

Females be cheating in healthy relationships, but are faithful in toxic ones.

22 folks are currently checking 👀

My running speed is very slow because the Discman wasn’t allowed to shake in the past.

12 folks are currently checking 👀

If my coworker doesn’t stop asking questions on this Zoom meeting, I will drive across town and slap his face on the call.

24 folks are currently checking 👀

Letting her be the passenger princess cause I care about my safety.

12 folks are currently checking 👀

Sorry, I can’t tonight. I’m busy taking things personally.

7 folks are currently checking 👀

I alway get the same thing every year for Christmas. Fat!

19 folks are currently checking 👀

Shout out to Yamaha for being like, “Here’s a cool motorcycle. Also, here’s a cool piano.”

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Funny Quotes Total

15,269

Funny Quotes Topics

17,387

Funny Quotes Images

15,269

Updated

Dec 31, 2025

Users Online

3,336

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇮🇸 has bookmarked:

Shout-out to the lifeguard who recommended moving the potato to the front of my Speedo.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has downloaded:

Is it stupid and irresponsible? Yes. Will it make me happy? Also yes.

Someone from 🇷🇸 has viewed:

When I said I wanted to be held, I didn’t mean accountable.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has copied:

This could have been an email. Me, while attending a wedding ceremony.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has downloaded:

Grocery stores should have baskets in the middle of the store for those “I really overestimated how much I can carry” moments.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has downloaded:

Crashed my car reading a billboard that said, “Don’t text and drive.”

Someone from 🇳🇵 has copied:

Being informed is the worst thing I’ve ever done for my mental health.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has shared:

I apologize to my future son for the delay, but it’s just your mom ain’t replying.

Someone from 🇹🇷 has copied:

Moose would have been a better name for a cow.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has viewed:

I figured out how they built the pyramids. No internet.

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on LinkedIn:

Going to a concert with a tomato in each hand just to make the band nervous.

Going viral on Instagram:

Are you http? Because I’m :// without you.

Breaking via YouTube:

We need to stop making more Christmas music. We have enough.

Just landed via Slack:

I really thought impromptu dance-offs were going to be more common.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

I’m thinking stuff like “yeah” and also stuff like “yup.”

Seen just now on Facebook:

Not trying to brag but this cop says my rear end is smoking.

Trending via Slack:

Pro tip: Invest in pasta companies. Worth every penne.

Just shared via Twitch:

If you don’t buy any snacks, you’re proud for a moment and then incredibly sad.

Spreading quickly via Slack:

The ‘b’ in ‘subtle’ totally is.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

Had some plain yogurt with protein powder in it for breakfast, and not only is it high in protein and very filling, it’s also disgusting.

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