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Someone from 🇮🇶 has shared:

Shark tooth necklaces are the perfect accessory if you want to look tough but also tell the world, “I’ve been to a gift shop.”

Someone from 🇫🇷 has downloaded:

Of course I talk to myself. Sometimes I need expert advice.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has shared:

Sometimes I worry that avoiding all human interaction isn’t a real hobby.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has bookmarked:

When you see a squirrel, you’re bound to say, “Awww, a squirrel!”

Someone from 🇬🇭 has bookmarked:

Stretching is not enough. I need to be rolled through a pasta machine.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has viewed:

Europeans read a lot because their television shows suck.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has viewed:

Got kicked out of reincarnation club for yelling yolo.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has downloaded:

When you have intense chemistry with someone, everyone else feels so bleh.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has viewed:

Think about how many more lovers you’d have if a cross country high-speed rail existed. That’s what they are taking away from you.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has downloaded:

Not only is it not Friday, but it’s not even Thursday.

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Funny Quotes Total

10,962

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Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on LinkedIn:

As a teen: secretly drinking in the park with friends. As an adult: secretly drinking in the park with squirrels.

Live now on Messenger:

I handed in my exam blank so that the teacher has more time to celebrate Christmas with her family.

Just shared via Telegram:

Having a blocked nose really makes you appreciate the finer things in life, like breathing normally.

Just shared via TikTok:

Remember, you don’t have to worry about being around annoying people in public if you never leave the house.

Breaking via Telegram:

We got the Christmas tree yesterday, and now my wife knows that I was the chief architect working on the leaning tower of Pisa.

Spreading quickly via Threads:

Having Twitter is just like reading the newspaper, except the newspaper is on fire and all the writers hate you.

Live now on Slack:

Abandoned amusement parks are so creepy. It’s no wonder they were abandoned.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

Why’s it always “NYC smells like pee” and never “my pee smells like the greatest city in the world”?

Spotted on TikTok:

Unfortunately, I will continue to get sexier and funnier.

Breaking via Telegram:

Paid my mortgage so don’t ask me to come out. I’m getting my money’s worth.

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Funny bubble quotes pop up like bubbles themselves—light, bubbly, and impossible to ignore! 🫧😄 Whether you’re looking to add a splash of humor to your day or just love the quirky charm of bubbles, these witty lines will have you grinning from ear to ear. Get ready to float away on a cloud of laughter and good vibes! 🎈✨

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4 months ago
Share →: We’re all mature, until someone pulls out some bubble wrap.

Commentary:
"Well, they say maturity is overrated, but nothing can quite burst your bubble of sophistication like the irresistible allure of bubble wrap. It's a poppin' good time for all ages!"
5 months ago
Share →: You look like you take lavender bubble baths with rose petals, surrounded by candles, bro.

Commentary:
Well, I must say, you truly do exude an aura of elegance and tranquility that suggests you are the ultimate spa aficionado! 🛁🌹✨ It's like you do more than just sip on chamomile tea – you practically bathe in it with all the floral trimmings! 🌺🕯️ Keep shining bright, lavender bubble bath connoisseur! 🌟😄
6 months ago
Share →: Sorry I’m late, there was bubble wrap.

Commentary:
"Sorry for my delayed arrival, folks! Got ambushed by a rogue gang of bubble wrap that needed popping 🙈💥 Who can resist that satisfying *pop* sound, am I right? #BubbleWrapWars"
6 months ago
Share →: Girls take a picture of their legs in a bubble bath and say “guess where I am”. The library?

Commentary:
"Girls taking bubble bath leg pics and asking 'guess where I am'? 🛁📚 Last time I checked, library vibes don't include sipping bubbly and soaking in suds! 🤣 #BookwormsBathtime"
6 months ago
Share →: Forever grateful that thought bubbles aren’t a real thing.

Commentary:
Oh, imagine the chaos if our unfiltered thoughts were displayed for all to see! 🙈 Let's just be thankful for the privacy of our minds and spare the world from the madness within! 🤪 #InnerMonologueSavedMyDay
6 months ago
Share →: Just once I’d like to buy a house plant that didn’t have the lifespan of a soap bubble.

Commentary:
"Buying house plants is like playing Russian roulette with greenery! 🌱💥 Maybe it's time to invest in a cactus – those things are the true survivors of the plant world! 🌵😂"

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇱🇦 has downloaded:

Why steal office supplies from work when you could take an extra-long bathroom break and steal company time instead?

Someone from 🇯🇴 has copied:

Thank you for being friends with me. Baffling decision, but thank you.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has viewed:

“Why does my back always hurt?”, I say, while never sitting upright in a chair.

Someone from 🇻🇺 has shared:

So many people to disappoint, so little time.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has shared:

Life stopped being real after 2019 anyways.

Someone from 🇬🇪 has bookmarked:

They are mad because you took that knife out of your back and used it to cut ties.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has viewed:

I am physically, mentally and emotionally ready to enter a new phase in my life…. hibernation.

Someone from 🇱🇻 has bookmarked:

My superpower? Staying calm when talking to idiots.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has downloaded:

Lying to stupid people can give you a profound sense of satisfaction, it can also make you president.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has viewed:

The only exercise I’ve done this month is running… out of money!

Social Media Log 💫

Live now on Reddit:

This gum has my stomach convinced food is coming.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

*Pointing at a mothers shrieking baby* Is this guy bothering you?

Spotted on Discord:

I love reading a menu. Look at all this stuff I want to eat.

Making waves on Snapchat:

Elevator rides in real life: 30 seconds long. Elevator rides in movies: Two minutes long.

Just shared via Twitch:

Nobody says “boom shakalaka” like they used to.

Going viral on Facebook:

I’m rearranging the kitchen which is devastating for my husband because now suddenly he remembers where everything used to be.

Trending via X:

Kitchen sex, because it might be your only chance of getting laid on an island this summer.

Just shared via Slack:

Just saying “Think about it!” is enough to overwhelm many people these days.

Trending via Slack:

You’re confusing me with someone who cares what you think of me.

Trending via Pinterest:

Hello pollen, my old friend, my nose is running once again.

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