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21 Funny cars quotes

What electric cars and diarrhea have in common is the fear of not making it home.

What electric cars and diarrhea have in common is the fear of not making it home.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025
These quiet electric cars are really annoying. I have to stop scrolling and look up while walking outside now.

These quiet electric cars are really annoying. I have to stop scrolling and look up while walking outside now.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025
Police cars should play ice cream truck music when they’re pulling you over for something minor.

Police cars should play ice cream truck music when they’re pulling you over for something minor.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025
A big F*** YOU to people driving small cars and pulling deep into parking spaces so I think I have a spot until the last second.

A big F*** YOU to people driving small cars and pulling deep into parking spaces so I think I have a spot until the last second.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025
One thing that could really “level-up” the experience of being a pedestrian would be if cars had some kind of feature that could indicate whether or not they were going to turn in a particular direction.

One thing that could really “level-up” the experience of being a pedestrian would be if cars had some kind of feature that could indicate whether or not they were going to turn in a particular direction.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025
Nothing brings neighbors together like a few cops cars in front of another neighbor’s house that no one likes.

Nothing brings neighbors together like a few cops cars in front of another neighbor’s house that no one likes.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025
I hate small cars that disguise themselves as free parking spaces and drop their masks as soon as you pull up in front of them.

I hate small cars that disguise themselves as free parking spaces and drop their masks as soon as you pull up in front of them.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025
That beeping of the parking assistant when you get too close to other cars. I'd like that for people.

That beeping of the parking assistant when you get too close to other cars. I’d like that for people.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025
Too many toilets have automatically flushed underneath me for me not to have reservations about self-driving cars.

Too many toilets have automatically flushed underneath me for me not to have reservations about self-driving cars.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025
The older I get, the more I understand why deer run in front of cars.

The older I get, the more I understand why deer run in front of cars.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025