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6 months ago
Share →: We must all do our part for the planet. The other day I unplugged a row of electric cars nobody was using.

Commentary:
"Doing your part for the planet, one unplug at a time! Who knew saving the environment could be so easy? 🌏⚡️😂 #EnvironmentalHero"
6 months ago
Share →: Can we all agree that Mini Cooper drivers need to put an extended flag on the back of their cars so the stalls where they’re parked stop looking empty?

Commentary:
"Mini Cooper drivers should come with a warning flag accessory for parking lots – it's like playing Where's Waldo but with tiny cars! 🚗🚩 #MiniCooperMystery"
6 months ago
Share →: I don’t know why we traded horses for cars. Your car won’t stop in front of a river and be like, “no way dumbass, we aren’t going to make that.”

Commentary:
"Who needs a backseat driver when you've got a horse with an attitude 🐴🚗 Trading horsepower for horsepower may have been a step backward in river-crossing capabilities! 🏞️😂"
6 months ago
Share →: Everyone is always talking about raising money for dogs without homes, but what about the ones who don’t have cars?

Commentary:
"Seriously, let's not overlook the dogs who are stuck waiting for a ride! 🚗🐶 Who needs a forever home when you can have a convertible instead? #DogsNeedCarsToo 🐾"
6 months ago
Share →: The place where you pour in the gas is the car’s gasshole.

Commentary:
Isn't the car just a gasoline-drinking gasshole with wheels? 🚗⛽️ Fill 'er up, oh mighty gasshole! Maybe we should start calling gas stations "gasshole watering holes." 😂

Fun Fact or Trivia:
Did you know that the opening where you pour gas into a car is actually called the fuel filler neck? 🚗⛽️
6 months ago
Share →: I just turned on my car’s seat warmer to keep my burrito warm in case you wondered what I was up to.

Commentary:
"Just out here multitasking like a pro – warming up both my seat and my burrito because priorities, am I right? 🚗🔥🌯 #LifeHacks"
6 months ago
Share →: Drove by a woman with her car broke down, I was going to stop and help until I remembered I don’t know anything about cars or women.

Commentary:
"Looks like someone hit a double whammy of lack of car knowledge and social skills! 🤣 Remember, folks, when offering help, it's best to be prepared in all aspects of life! 🚗💁‍♀️"
6 months ago
Share →: What electric cars and diarrhea have in common is the fear of not making it home.

Commentary:
Ah, yes, the riveting saga of electric cars and diarrhea—one zips you along silently, the other accelerates your trip to the bathroom! 🚗💨💩 Just remember, when nature calls, you better hope your battery is fully charged! ⚡😬 #ChargeUpBeforeYouDropOff
6 months ago
Share →: These quiet electric cars are really annoying. I have to stop scrolling and look up while walking outside now.

Commentary:
"Looks like we're going to have to add 'dodging silent electric cars' to our list of life skills! 🚶‍♂️🚗⚡️ Who knew a leisurely stroll could turn into a game of real-life Frogger? 🐸😄"
6 months ago
Share →: Police cars should play ice cream truck music when they’re pulling you over for something minor.

Commentary:
How amusing would it be to have a light-hearted twist during a potentially tense situation? 🚓🍦 Imagine the sound of the ice cream truck jingle luring you in, only to be greeted by the flashing lights of a police car.🎵😅 It might just turn a stressful moment into a quirky memory!