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It’s comical when I lean back in my chair only to realize it’s a stool.

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My friend says to me, “What rhymes with orange?” And I told him, “No, it doesn’t.”

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Just know that somebody out there is thinking of you, and you should really lock your doors.

Someone from 🇹🇹 has copied:

Let’s tell the truth cell phone. I don’t have six missed calls. I have six ignored calls.

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“Oh, I’d love to but I can’t.” Translation: I don’t want to so I won’t.

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Eating fast food shouldn’t count for calories because it’s not around long enough.

Someone from 🇮🇷 has copied:

It’s so unfair that saying “xd” is still socially acceptable, but only if you’re speaking Spanish.

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Humans were not meant to have this many passwords.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has bookmarked:

Fog. When nature is too lazy to load the complete environment.

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My husband asked me if he had any annoying habits then got offended during the PowerPoint presentation.

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Airlines be like: “Oh, wow. Oh, God. We didn’t think everyone would bring a bag!”

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Sorry, I don’t think I can hang out this weekend, my 4-year-old is still telling a joke.

Spotted on Reddit:

Cute how I complain that my kids are spoiled when I’m the one who spoils them.

Just landed via TikTok:

Multitask? I can barely unitask.

Seen just now on Threads:

“Bye, have a great day, I’ll see you after school”, I tell the orange in my kid’s lunch.

Spreading quickly via Pinterest:

Not to brag, but I finished an entire book in one sitting. I’m going to need some new crayons.

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Not gonna lie, toddlers absolutely nailed it with naps, buttered noodles, and rejecting authority.

Just landed via Twitch:

There’s no way the Scooby Doo gang never found a dead body.

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I’ll be honest. I can’t solve your problems. What I can do is create new, bigger problems that will make your current problems seem quaint by comparison.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

Every time I watch “The Godfather”, I notice some new detail (they’re Italian???).

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Tons of names in my phones are “Kenny Landlord,” “Mike Electric,” or “Pete Do Not Answer,” and I just realized this is how Anglo surnames have always worked.

64 shares on Slack this month:

I saw a spider crawl under my kid’s bed and was too tired to go after it, but that’s okay, no living creature can survive that environment.

20 shares on TikTok this month:

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kickboxing.

77 shares on Facebook this month:

True romantics have made peace with the possibility of lifelong solitude.

20 shares on LinkedIn this month:

If an alien is 60 million light years away and is watching us through a telescope, it will see dinosaurs.

92 shares on Snapchat this month:

I am a friend to all cats. Yes, even the mean ones. They have their reasons.

25 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I smile at all animals, just not the human ones.

26 shares on WeChat this month:

Technically mixed martial arts can include tickle fighting.

12 shares on TikTok this month:

Just checked my bank account. Looks like everyone’s getting well wishes for Christmas.

99 shares on Reddit this month:

Seeing a beautiful woman drink her beer is like witnessing an angel take flight.

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I just refuse to take a single bite of my food until I find something good to watch.

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The most valuable breed of cow are the Cash.

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Pursuing an academic career is like thinking the stripper loves you.

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When I say I like when older men tell me what to do, I am talking about Yoda and his teachings.

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A dating app that matches people by the conspiracy theories they are interested in.

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Not now, I’m busy doing tax crimes on my abacus.

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I ate my exam paper. Which means that pretty soon I’ll pass the test.

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If chickens knew how good they tasted, they would understand.

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Not to upset anyone, but Monday is waiting outside.

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The only thing we need to bring back is duels.

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Someone from 🇧🇳 has shared:

People who get 0-5 likes at max and still tweet all the time… What’s your secret?

Someone from 🇰🇬 has shared:

Confuse your doctor by putting on rubber gloves while he does.

Someone from 🇭🇺 has viewed:

You just can’t live a full life on an empty stomach.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has shared:

Oops, I think I’ve had a little too much to think.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has downloaded:

The laundromat should give you XP and ranks like “Slimelord” and “Glunkfather,” based on how dirty your clothes are.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has copied:

“You’re always sleeping,” God forbid a woman wants to be unconscious.

Someone from 🇫🇷 has copied:

Telling your child their sibling is still asleep a very effective way to get them to practice their instrument.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has downloaded:

Don’t come to my house unannounced. I will stare at you from my window.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has downloaded:

I don’t understand how I can remember every word of a song from 1984, but I can’t remember why I walked into the kitchen.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has shared:

Wife asked if I could stop singing Wonderwall. I said maybe…

Social Media Log 💫

Live now on Reddit:

Easiest way to ragebait a finance bro is to start the ‘why can’t we print more money’ conversation.

Breaking via Facebook:

Follow your heart, but take your brain with you.

Trending via Messenger:

Thanksgiving and Christmas should be six months apart. Absurd to see those people again so soon. Insane.

Trending via WeChat:

As a pigeon mother, I would never let my pigeon daughter hang around the station. That’s really no place for a young pigeon lady.

Spotted on Facebook:

Nothing bores me like twins who don’t look alike, you should’ve just dropped later if you’re not going to participate.

Just shared via WeChat:

How my weekend was? Light, dark, light, dark, Monday.

Going viral on Facebook:

When intelligence meets empathy and kindness, it’s so sexy.

Seen just now on Threads:

When you’re a child, you want to be a teenager. When you’re a teenager, you want to be an adult. When you’re an adult, you want to be a cat.

Just landed via Telegram:

How old were you when you found out people in porn aren’t actually in love?

Seen just now on X:

Single by choice. Just not my choice.

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