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Take a broken girl, fix her. And she will go back to the same guy again.

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Someday I’ll learn how to emotion like a proper human.

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“Bye, have a great day, I’ll see you after school”, I tell the orange in my kid’s lunch.

Someone from πŸ‡¬πŸ‡© has downloaded:

A college education is one of the few things a person is willing to pay for and not get.

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Exercise won’t cure your depression, but it can make you hotter than your enemies.

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Caveman bartender: “This one’s on the cave.”

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“Left alone” would have been the right answer as a child to the question of what I wanted to be when I grew up.

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Why is everyone so chill about parrots being able to talk? That’s a whole animal. Talking.

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I’m already spoiled… please don’t come into my life trying to unspoil me.

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Sex so good, my left hand is making my right hand a sandwich.

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I am β€œany text received after 9pm will be answered at 6am” years old.

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Being in college when The Chainsmokers dropped Closer was an experience to say the least.

Going viral on Messenger:

I get all the cardio I need by running out of patience.

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Statistically speaking, people don’t object enough at weddings.

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The problem is that you are in the dating pool when the other fish are in the ocean.

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Why do fruit flies be everywhere but at the supermarket? Ain’t that like their Golden Corral?

Seen just now on Threads:

Calling me ugly isn’t even an insult, because I know already.

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I miss when my biggest problem was whether my Happy Meal toy matched the one from the commercial.

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Just a reminder that you’re not allowed to hit your coworkers. Even if they’re stupid. I asked. Twice.

Seen just now on Discord:

I don’t consider myself anything but average. However, I have aged well.

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Someone from πŸ‡¨πŸ‡« has downloaded:

Who knew that the hardest part of being an adult is figuring out what to cook for dinner every single night for the rest of your life.

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When someone asks me if my twins are natural, I tell them no they’re robots.

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Looking to sell my DeLorean. Great shape, low mileage. Only driven from time to time.

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I enjoy driving because it combines my desire to sit with my talent for being angry.

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Divorce is so weird. Why do I have an ex-aunt?

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I’m writing a book of obitchuaries for all the people who are dead to me.

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Responding to all selfies with β€œthis should work.”

Someone from πŸ‡ΏπŸ‡Ό has bookmarked:

When someone asks why you don’t have kids just say β€œdingoes”.

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Santa keeps a pair of mounted antlers over his fireplace to keep the reindeer from unionizing.

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I would describe my personal style as whatever is on top of the pile of clothes on the floor.

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Making waves on YouTube:

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but you don’t need a special occasion to buy a cake.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

I need an emergency cheeseburger.

Just landed via Slack:

Whoever is dating my ex, all I can say is: cheat first!

Reported on Discord:

Can I sell my feelings on ebay, I don’t want them anymore.

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Pretty girls don’t compete. We sit pretty, count blessings, and ignore weird energy.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

I’m the kind of crazy you weren’t warned about because no one knew this level existed.

Reported on TikTok:

I think Australians should have to go three rounds in the ring with a kangaroo before they eat him.

Spotted on YouTube:

Sorry, I’m late. Time isn’t real, and I’m not convinced I am either.

Just landed via Threads:

I don’t get how alcohol turns y’all evil. I just start giggling and get slutty.

Live now on TikTok:

My problem areas are my upper arms and earth.

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