Funny cells quotes

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  3 months ago

  Share →: I love when my brain cells kiss and I have an idea.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the sweet sensation of brain cells locking lips and giving birth to brilliance! 💡💋 Who knew intellectual chemistry could be so steamy and productive? 😜 #BrainyRomance"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Tried a smile yesterday and my white blood cells attacked it.

  Commentary:
  Looks like your immune system has a strict 'no smiles allowed' policy! 😄🦠 Don't worry, maybe try a stealthy smirk next time to avoid any rebel white blood cells. Keep those immune cells on their toes! #SmileStruggles

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I was very disappointed when I found out drinking alcohol doesn’t actually kill brain cells, I was hoping to join a political party one day.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like the 'dumbing down' strategy will have to wait! 😜 Maybe sticking with reality TV for now is the safer bet! 🍻 #CheersToClearMinds"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I have 206 bones, 650 muscles and 50 billion cells in my body. It takes time to wake up all of them up in the morning.

  Commentary:
  "Trying to rally all those bones, muscles, and cells in the morning is like herding cats… except there's way more of them! 🦴💪🔬 Just give them a few snooze button taps to kick-start the party in there! ⏰🥳"

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