Funny coconut quotes

• Bought some coconut shampoo, but when I got home, I realised I didn’t have a coconut.

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  1 week ago

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• Rather than work on my issues, I’m counting on my personality getting changed by a falling coconut.

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  2 months ago

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• Coconut water taste like it’s been in someone else’s mouth.

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  2 months ago

  beverage, coconut, drink, humor, mouth, opinion, someone, taste, water

• Called in, “I put the lime in the coconut and drank it all up.”

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  2 months ago

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• Your odds are greater of being killed by a coconut rather than a shark and this is exactly why I don’t swim in coconut-infested waters.

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  2 months ago

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• I bought some coconut shampoo today. I got halfway home before I thought, “I don’t even have a coconut!”

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  2 months ago

  before, coconut, even, halfway, home, humor, i, irony, purchase, realization, shampoo, thought, today

• My friend thinks he’s smart. He said onions are the only food that makes him cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.

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  3 months ago

  coconut, cry, face, food, friend, humor, i, joke, laughter, onions, smart

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