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Someone from 🇧🇫 has copied:

A man outside Boots told me that Jesus died for my sins. Thanks for spoiling the end of the Bible. I was only up to the bit with the fish.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has copied:

“The only thing standing between you and your dreams is you!” Yeah, have you met me? That’s gonna be a problem.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has shared:

I’m not feeling very worky today.

Someone from 🇩🇯 has downloaded:

When I die, throw me on Mount Everest so it looks like I was trying to do something.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has bookmarked:

You’ve never burned music to a CD, and it shows.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has copied:

Due to foreseen circumstances well within my control I will be late.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has copied:

Hi, I’m making some changes in my life. If you don’t hear from me, you are one of them.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has shared:

Commenting “what about us?” on all Valentine pics this year.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has copied:

Stress in private, complain on Twitter, happy in public.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has shared:

When people say something is cray-cray it makes me wanna vom-vom.

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Broadcasted on Snapchat:

People thinking you’re dumb is one of the best advantages you can have.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

Coughing has finally overtaken speaking Arabic as the most taboo thing to do in an airport.

Just landed via Reddit:

I’m still waiting for the day my parents will say, “It’s all fake, we are millionaires, this was just to teach you to be humble”.

Shared recently on YouTube:

Girlfriend says because we got Chinese yesterday, we can’t get it again today. I don’t think that makes sense. They do it in China all the time.

Broadcasted on Facebook:

Sorry about my behavior as of late. I have plastic in my brain.

Making waves on TikTok:

Don’t blame the alcohol. You were an idiot before you started drinking.

Going viral on WeChat:

“Topless” doesn’t always mean breasts or a convertible. Sometimes it also means the brain.

Making waves on Discord:

Sometimes I just stand in the sun and stare at nothing, like a dog.

Freshly posted on X:

Girls who leave clothing reviews with their height, weight, and size ordered are going to heaven.

Seen just now on Slack:

Being the forward-thinking person I am, I kept my winter fat through the summer.

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33 shares on X this month:

If you’re not in my circle of trust, you’re probably in my triangle of suspicion or rhombus of doubt.

66 shares on Instagram this month:

They should invent health insurance that insures your health.

17 shares on Threads this month:

I think the bowl of ice cream I ate earlier gave me a stomach ache, so I ate a another bowl to make sure.

82 shares on Twitch this month:

The problem with rich people is that I am not one.

44 shares on WhatsApp this month:

One does not simply become a master of karate. First, you must accidentally walk into a spider web.

51 shares on Reddit this month:

Public urination isn’t a crime if you do it in your pants.

87 shares on WhatsApp this month:

The feminine urge to be the most feared witch in the village.

43 shares on WeChat this month:

Hey! Remember in the first grade when we were all just chilling and then some kid would throw up out of nowhere?

52 shares on Instagram this month:

The trick of life is to get the sports car before you have to grunt getting in and out of it.

79 shares on Instagram this month:

Welcome to your 50’s; you can have a really good laugh at everyone moaning about their aches and pains in their 30’s.

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Instead of being constantly irritated by other people’s flaws, I’ve decided to become more self-absorbed.

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I had a Russian Uber driver the other day. His name was Pikup Andropov.

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Notice how ghosts never wear fitted sheets?

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They should invent going outside without people looking at you.

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Not to be a nerd, but a well-placed semicolon is hot as hell.

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The only way the climate is going to change is if it first admits it has a problem, there’s really nothing we can do.

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Welcome to your parents’ house, where the wifi password is fEtbqP2LVp3U6Hkh

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Starting all my work emails today with, “to whom it’s about to concern”.

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McDonald’s is finally promoting good health by making their food unaffordable.

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Roses are red, tacos are delicious. I use paper plates, ’cause I hate doing dishes.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Funny Quotes Total

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Updated

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇪🇷 has copied:

Hi, I’m online. Would you like to argue for an hour about whether a hotdog is a sandwich?

Someone from 🇲🇭 has viewed:

Walking around the art museum and verbally saying, “Banger,” after inspecting a painting.

Someone from 🇩🇲 has copied:

First date idea: I lean in close and surprise you with a wet willy.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has bookmarked:

Oh, to live in simpler times, when there was nothing to do but sit by the seashore and contemplate the miracle of existence.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has shared:

A guy who never leaves his apartment so he can get the maximum value out of his rent.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has bookmarked:

I suspect that you don’t lose weight during sport because of the exercise, but because you can’t eat anything during this time.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has shared:

A real smartphone would cut you off.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has copied:

I’m gonna build a pirate ship and sail the high seas. Who’s coming with?

Someone from 🇲🇰 has bookmarked:

The real flex is how many wounds you can turn into wisdom.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has shared:

At the Pride and Prejudice showing booing whenever Prejudice comes on screen.

Social Media Log 💫

Shared recently on TikTok:

Skinning your knee as an adult is so humiliating. That’s the toddler injury.

Just landed via YouTube:

I don’t get why banks tie pens with strings. We trust them with money, but they can’t trust us with a single pen.

Spotted on Slack:

Be warned: I’m bored. This could get dangerous.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

They should invent a small lifestyle change that has an instantaneous, huge payoff.

Seen just now on Reddit:

The baddest women come into your life when you have 37 dollars left.

Spotted on YouTube:

No one has ever believed in me more than this waitress, who brought me buffalo wings and a single wet nap.

Just landed via Twitch:

If you turn your phone off for 1 day, you’ll realize it’s still 2007 outside.

Just shared via TikTok:

I don’t have a welcome mat at my front door because I’m not a liar.

Live now on YouTube:

November moving quicker than two lesbians who met three days ago.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

You can be anything when you grow up. For instance, I am very tired.

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