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Someone from 🇿🇼 has downloaded:

It really annoys me when people use the wrong word and don’t have the humidity to admit it.

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Everyone wants the bagel to be everything, but no one asks if the bagel needs anything.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has downloaded:

Life can only give you lemons if you answer the door.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has downloaded:

Sometimes I feel like I’m cheating on my recliner with my loveseat, in case you were wondering how emotionally invested I am in laziness.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has shared:

Limiting my replies to introverts, wizards, freaks and vampires only.

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Monday holds the record for being the worst day of the week.

Someone from 🇫🇷 has shared:

My four moods: I’m too old for doing that. I’m too tired for doing that. I’m too sober for doing that. I don’t have time for doing that.

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How is a plant not able to handle direct sunlight? You’re from outside.

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What do you mean a baguette isn’t a female bag?

Spotted on YouTube:

God, please — if you don’t want someone to love me, at least make me a millionaire.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

I don’t want to sleep like a baby, I want to sleep like a cat. 14 hours, no responsibilities, zero regrets.

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I know that we aren’t supposed to self diagnose but I’ve googled all of my symptoms and I’m fairly sure I’m a raccoon.

Trending via Facebook:

Some days you feel like a hotel light. You’re there, but you don’t have enough energy to really do anything.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

Follow your dreams – ideally in a field that will still require humans when you graduate.

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Welcome to Wordgag! 😉✌️ Enjoy endless laughter with our collection of funny quotes guaranteed to crack you up. 😂💥

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Someone from 🇨🇬 has bookmarked:

Don’t give up on your dreams. Go back to bed.

Someone from 🇵🇱 has copied:

My parents often told me I would lose my own head if it wasn’t screwed on and now that I’m an adult, I want to know what tools I need to have it screwed off.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has shared:

Welcome to middle age. “I carried a watermelon” has gone from a movie quote to something you tell your orthopedist.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has shared:

A Bug’s Life” (1998) radicalized me.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has shared:

Take me down to the Moria city, where the girls are green and the boys are stinky… and even Gandalf said ‘Nope, too freaky!’

Someone from 🇧🇩 has copied:

When the devil couldn’t reach me, he made my brain my biggest enemy.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has bookmarked:

I kind of miss when people stood 6 feet away.

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Ignored the small door that appeared in my apartment three days ago, and now it’s gone. That’s how it’s done.

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If I was a fish, I’d be smoking all the seaweed.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

I’m already spoiled… please don’t come into my life trying to unspoil me.

Freshly posted on Discord:

Life is basically avoiding people who have seen you naked, whilst trying to find new people to see you naked.

Breaking via Threads:

Nicole Kidman being in a film called Babygirl is actually perfect cause it’s like another version of her last name.

Just shared via Reddit:

A dating app for people who self sabotage called Hinder.

Trending via Instagram:

I’m a people pleaser, unless you don’t like that. Then I’m not.

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