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Super excited about a brand new year full of questionable life choices.

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Be the nonsense you wish to see in the world.

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My morning routine includes 10 minutes of sitting on my bed and thinking about how tired I am.

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Nobody could stop me if I wasn’t tired all the time.

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Doing my bit for the evolution of the human race by eating lots of carbs and never exercising. We will adapt!

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Grandmas be like: Imma stay for a few days and reset your children back to factory settings.

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β€œYou shouldn’t let your cat jump on the counter”, my cat could take out a loan in my name if he wanted to.

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Being quiet in a room full of loud people is my favorite sport.

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Does anyone know if it’s possible to buy the transcripts of audiobooks? Thanks!

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I don’t call them exes, I call them whys.

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Why can’t men admit when they doze off? What’s wrong with them?

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I was actually a little too thankful yesterday so today I’m going to even it out with some ungratefulness and entitlement.

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At Christmas time, all outstanding invoices are always transferred with the reference “Hohoho”.

Spotted on Facebook:

You are my favorite dirty thought.

Reported on Slack:

If you see me looking zoned out, it’s because I’m having a therapy session with myself in my head.

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For International Women’s Day, I’m going to celebrate by hitting every curb I see.

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Good morning to everyone except those who need approval from strangers on the internet.

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Seems like being an asshole is a full-time job for some.

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Don’t fall in love. It’s bad.

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What if all the ancient Greek sculptures are actually victims of Medusa?

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It must be hard for a vampire to floss their fangs when they can’t see their reflection in a mirror.

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Siblings are proof you can love someone and also dislike them at the same time.

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Can’t believe I didn’t get invited to that party I would have made up an excuse not to go to.

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I am just a man, a man who told a woman to calm down, so I guess this is goodbye.

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I’ve got a neighbor who’s really into morons. I should introduce her to you guys.

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Just because it’s a bad idea doesn’t mean it won’t be a good time.

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The evening news: Where they begin with β€œGood evening” and then proceed to tell you why it’s not.

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Sometimes, fasting from people is also important.

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Took the road less travelled after buying the sat nav less expensive.

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Everyone who dramatically β€˜quits’ social media is back in 48 hours like it was just a trial separation.

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The first pyramid scheme was when the Egyptians took credit for the pyramids that were clearly built by aliens.

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To the tune of β€˜Everybody Dance Now’: Himalayan Sea Salt

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The cool side of the pillow just stole my boyfriend.

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After I drink coffee, I show my empty cup to the IT guy and say that I have successfully installed Java. He hates me.

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Today in who needs an alarm: my kid woke me up early by scream-whispering WHAT IS DUST?

Making waves on Messenger:

I’m lacking vitamin c-ash.

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I wonder if my date ever found her way out of that corn maze.

Breaking via Telegram:

I lied, there’s no sex. Stand over there and tell me if this painting I’m hanging is straight.

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I’ll be like β€œI’m fine” then shake my leg at 150 mph.

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The only guarantee in life is, if you run errands looking like shit, you will run into everyone you haven’t seen in months.

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