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Someone from 🇲🇺 has shared:

True romantics have made peace with the possibility of lifelong solitude.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has shared:

Your 20s are for lusting after furniture you can’t afford actually.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has copied:

What if you went to ET’s planet and all of the other ET’s were wearing clothes?

Someone from 🇺🇿 has downloaded:

First time buying fireworks, and I wasn’t sure I’d picked the right ones until the salesman gave me a wink and high-foured me.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has downloaded:

Most men will receive their first bunch of flowers at their funeral.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has viewed:

You can’t stop me. My tampon wrapper told me I was bold and brilliant.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has bookmarked:

The show “How I Met Your Mother” was just a really long TED talk.

Someone from 🇵🇱 has viewed:

Like most people my age, I’m 50.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has downloaded:

I feel like Mario has more raw prowess, but Luigi is probably the more sensual lover.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has shared:

Hate it when I pull out a winter coat and there’s no money stashed in it.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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643 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,236

Funny Quotes Topics

17,359

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15,236

Updated

Dec 30, 2025

Users Online

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Social Media Log 💫

Just shared via Instagram:

So. Fed the laundry and washed the cat. Showered the garbage and disposed of myself. Was there anything else?

Going viral on WeChat:

If you see my account doing wild or out-of-character things, no worries. It’s not me, I routinely rent it out as an Airbnb.

Trending via Pinterest:

It’s not jingling to you that I’m standing on Christmas.

Trending via LinkedIn:

Can’t say “I’m tired” without my mom making it a competition of who is the most tired and who has more reason to be.

Making waves on Instagram:

Stop blaming yourself for your failures. Learn astrology and blame the planets.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

It’s crazy windy today. Trash is blowing everywhere, so watch out for your ex.

Going viral on Threads:

Before you laugh at kids who believe in Santa, remember there are grown men who believe that Cristiano Ronaldo is a better footballer than Lionel Messi.

Just shared via WeChat:

The Midwest urge to have a drink on a patio as soon as it’s nice out.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

I hate it when I’m gossiping at work and a customer wants to be served. How rude is that?

Seen just now on Discord:

Okay, this integrity isn’t going to compromise itself.

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54 shares on Twitch this month:

We put a man on the moon in 1969, and if you elect me to be your president, I promise that we will not stop until every man is on the moon.

76 shares on YouTube this month:

If you like true crime stories, I highly recommend the history of the Catholic Church.

74 shares on Instagram this month:

I’m going to break into your house and steal that thing with the little wheels on it under the plate in your microwave.

70 shares on WhatsApp this month:

His palm trees are Serengeti, destination wedding, luggage is heavy. There’s vomit on his tux already, Dollar store confetti.

74 shares on Threads this month:

Being social sucks all my energy.

28 shares on X this month:

Don’t give up on your dreams. If cauliflower can be pizza and zucchini can be noodles, you too can be anything you want.

57 shares on WeChat this month:

Ok. I blinked 182 times. What happens now?

38 shares on X this month:

Just pulled a Werther’s Original out of my pocket, like I’m 87 years old.

87 shares on TikTok this month:

I am cassette tape years old.

67 shares on Pinterest this month:

I think it is mandatory, especially in the morning, to be quiet.

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Hot Jokes 💥

18 folks are currently checking 👀

Yeah, the planet is dying. The government hates us. The animals are leaving. The aliens aren’t contacting us. We might be alone. It just might be you and me.

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A good relationship is when she is by your side during bad times to tell you that none of this would have happened if you had just listened to her.

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I probably think this song is about me.

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I miss the old days back in the 70s, when I didn’t exist.

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Sorry I’m late. I was scraping the clearance tag off your Christmas present.

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There should be significant punishments for people at the grocery store with no spatial awareness.

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Clearly I’m not doing Dry January unless you mean sense of humor.

11 folks are currently checking 👀

Imagine applying for a job, then not picking up calls from random numbers.

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If anime hair were real, there would be so much color dysmorphia. Like, imagine getting brown. I would be so pissed.

12 folks are currently checking 👀

Life is basically avoiding people who have seen you naked, whilst trying to find new people to see you naked.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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643 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,236

Funny Quotes Topics

17,359

Funny Quotes Images

15,236

Updated

Dec 30, 2025

Users Online

4,013

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇩🇯 has bookmarked:

IKEA assembly instructions should come with a glossary of Swedish swear words.

Someone from 🇬🇶 has viewed:

Petition to allow customer service employees to fight at least one customer per day.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has bookmarked:

Avocado is just green butter.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has downloaded:

“I’m currently not accepting new items on my to-do list.”

Someone from 🇶🇦 has copied:

At my funeral, sit me up so I can see who’s talking to my man.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has downloaded:

Refusing to attend my brother’s gambling intervention until they agree to call it a slot shaming.

Someone from 🇲🇱 has downloaded:

Naturally introverted, selectively extroverted.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has bookmarked:

Never cry at the weekend. Cry at work, at least then you’ll get paid for it.

Someone from 🇲🇿 has shared:

My toxic trait is consistently cutting off the resealable part of the bag of frozen vegetables.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has copied:

I need to go to jail for a while to catch up on all my reading.

Social Media Log 💫

Just shared via Pinterest:

My mama didn’t raise a quitter, she raised a burnt out perfectionist who is sometimes bludgeoned into settling for mediocrity.

Just shared via Slack:

I had to quit my job because people kept falling in love with me there.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

Girls know how to flirt until it’s with someone they actually like.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

I slept like a baby, knowing I’m a burden to everyone around me.

Trending via WeChat:

The Frankfurt School?? What are you majoring in, hot dog?

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

Pleasing everyone, that’s impossible. Making everyone angry, piece of cake!

Making waves on Pinterest:

Hey man, your fly is down. Let me get that for you.

Trending via WhatsApp:

For the first time in history, you can simply post “He’s an idiot” and 90% of the world will know whom you’re talking about.

Shared recently on TikTok:

“This too shall pass.” And then some other bullshit will come and take its place. It never f**king ends.

Trending via Snapchat:

Festival is when you pay a fortune to live like a homeless person.

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