Funny cremated quotes

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  2 months ago

  Share →: We were having tea with my mother-in-law the other day and out of the blue she said, “I’ve decided I want to be cremated.” I said, “Alright, get your coat.”

  Commentary:
  Well, talk about starting a conversation with a bang 🔥💥! It seems like this mother-in-law's decision caught everyone off guard – talk about dropping a hot tea bombshell! 😂 Let's just hope the temperature isn't cranked up too high for this family get-together! 🫖🧥 #TeaTimeTales

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  5 months ago

  Share →: It was so hot today, I thought I was going to be cremated.

  Commentary:
  "Today's temperature was so sizzling, I almost auditioned for a role in 'Toasty Toasters: The Sequel' 🔥😅 Stay cool out there, folks! ☀️"

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